Author Topic: Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)  (Read 1102949 times)

i get a big wall

i insert a dollar bill

you receive 75 cents due to taxes

I insert capitalism

You get communism
I insert moon man

you get jake chudnow.

i insert my hand

It gets stuck but don't worry mommys here!!!


I insert mommy

you get daddy's cummies

i insert my fart-boner right into the machine~

After a very painful and gruesome experience, you are left with a bloody stump where your richard once was.  Might want to apply pressure.
* SWAT One inserts my avatar's infinite deal with it sunglasses.

you get SWAT Two
  I insert name here

you get insert name here squared


i insert a very high quality meme

You get high quality weed

I insert a picture of OP

You get a picture of OP with a mustache

I insert a monopoly $500 bill

You get $500 in return.

I pour fabric softener into the vending machine.

You get a t-shirt soft as a kitten.

I insert a dog.

You get a Genetic mutation Syringe.
It will turn you into a German shepherd.

Inserts World genetical mutator

You get a Genetic mutation Syringe.
It will turn you into a German shepherd.

Inserts World genetical mutator
you recieve a genetically modified human

i insert Pie Crust