Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Willco2]

I get a cringe dollar.

I insert my rare Charliezard misprint Pokemon card.

[Ad Bot]

[SWAT One]

You get tattered remains of a Pokémon card.

* SWAT One inserts 3 eggs over easy.

[Lego lad]

the machine sparks and the lights turn off. Good job.

I insert a repairman

[Becquerel]

The Soviet NKVD tortures you and then puts you on a show trial and you are accused of being an enemy of the people, and immediately after the verdict is passed, your taken out back and shot to death and buried in a mass grave

I insert a golden Winston Churchill love toy

[WaterOre]

you get a silver queen Elizabeth II fleshlight

* WaterOre inserts a premium copy of XCOM 2

[Becquerel]

you get a silver queen Elizabeth II fleshlight

* WaterOre inserts a premium copy of XCOM 2

-SKIP ME-
a queen Elizabeth II fleshlight?
Oh my.... if Lenin could see me now

[BlocklandBlockoCity]

you recieve a genetically modified human

i insert Pie Crust

you get Permanent wolf potion

[Inserts Goo tsunami]

[BlocklandBlockoCity]

if Lenin could see me now

who was lenin

[WaterOre]

who was lenin

you'll learn in history class
you get a goosnami

* WaterOre inserts an apple of discord

[Menderman]

You get another Trojan war.

* Menderman inserts a deflated basket ball he found in front of his house for some reason

[Becquerel]

Pol Pot executes you for leaving your posts without explicit permission, and you are cast aside as genocide sweeps through Cambodia, thousands dying under his vicious rule and becoming one of the most evil men in the world

I insert furry hentai

[Lego lad]

the machine spits out

I insert exactly twenty five cents

[TheKid]

you get a gumball

insert a dollar 25 and hit b5

[Trymos]

you get a brown sofa and a 37 year old pepsi

i insert blockchips harvested soul

[Dragonslayer182]

You get the pure form of autism.

I insert a wii