Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Rabbot32]

You summon the Baphomet.

score

You get nothing because I don't have a sister.

I insert the blockland forums.

You get 4chan. You quickly drop it.

I insert my laptop.

[Ad Bot]

[Potatoh]

you get a laptop with slightly better specs but the screen is broke

i insert tim with a hammer shoved up his ass

[SWAT One]

Tim comes out starfish bleeding and the hammer is gone. He's tightly clutching his abdomen.

I insert some stranger's car keys.

[Iliketakingoutthebusiness]

They become your car keys. except they are for a golf-cart




I insert a pebble

[MoleManFromMiddleMars]

You get a stone in the shape of a coin..

I steal that stone and insert it.

[Lukas75TheSecond]

You get trains.

I insert mr krabs first dollar

[BLockyBuildingBro]

aaaagagagagagagag

I insert a Steam Roller

[Agent Legit 22]

The Vending Machine rolls YOU.

I insert Polish irrelevance.

[Outpact-]

I feel odd

I insert lolis

[SWAT One]

I insert Stretch Armstrong.

[Rabbot32]

You get Mr. Fantastic cosplaying Stretch Armstrong. Huh.

I insert the Sonic fandom.

[maxymax13]

You get a weird drawed picture of nicholas cage angrily screaming at a dog eating a purple kazoo.



I insert a coin-sized pizza.
You traveled some more. You can stop now. Just go to the latest page and look at the handicapped relevant meme some idiot inserted. This one is my favorite things
i posted in this thread. I love that image. Coin sized pizzas would make for good snacks, i imagine. Why not sit down in this random page of this thread and eat pizza cents™ with me for a while? Probably more interesting than everything else.
^{psstyeah it's me againtry highlighting}

[plexy]

you get a regular sized pizza

i insert a stuffpost

[BlocklandBlockoCity]

you get too toxic then everyone dies around you

insert a cognitohazard

[failbros2]

You get incognito

I insert a cheez-it