Author Topic: Discribe Jesus's Computer  (Read 26324 times)

He has flame wars with Satan.

He can run 5 Crysis games and 5 Fallout 3 games at the same time.


His computers edible!!!  :cookieMonster:  :cookie:  :cookie: :cookie:  :cookie:  :cookie:  :cookie:

it has automatic friendry detection

it has automatic friendry smiting detection

Fixed, you forgot the church(catholic, and most others) hate homoloveuals.


Jesus can play the game, and win

His computer can turn into a puppy ^-^ ....and a cookie!  :cookie:

no


His computer is not a computer.

It is made from holy spirits and toilet paper :/

The electricity is the number of people going to the church.

The electricity is the number of people going to the church.
That's why he randomly logs off.

he has the last version of Blockland.


he dosent need printers,he thinks of the paper and it poofs in his hand delivered by the computer priest