Idiots at Your school

[General Nick]

1. Kid who will be named Seinfield for security reasons. He LITERALLY IS GAY. Me and my friends are like scratching our heads at how he's always rubbing himself on some other guy yet he had the guts to ask a girl to dance. He also thinks he's the smartest bitch because he's in the 'highest math group'.
How gay, amirite?

2. 'Friend' who will be named Joe Flacco (yes teh ravens QB :U ). He's REALLY, REALLY weird and has absolutely no skill with girls whatsoever. He told me once that he had this one...eh...'crush' (More of a loveual attraction) on another girl because she had big boobs in our class, and a few weeks later I heard that he went up to her and said that he had a dream about her being gay.

I know. I told him 'WTF' too.
He also pokes on my shoulder every chance he gets to tell me some other perverted thing that makes me look weird.

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[Kevin]

some of these are funny and disgusting....well here's one that happened just a few days ago... oh yes.....well I know this kid in  P.E .. He's a good kid but the teacher gave him a zero on a major grade for not signing his name on the paper ( for one wow ..... Strict teacher) and so the day after one locker totally reaked... No one bothered to find out what it was so around 2cnd period the kid didn't show..... So he aparently was in a bathroom stuffing in a  brown bag (or that's what I heard) he then filled it with matches put it outside his  teachers door and set fire to it causing a horehdus smell...also getting him a ride on the  expelled express and we sat outside for a while.... It was cool

[Azerath]

There was a kid at my school last year, and he was in the class called "Teen Choices" with me. He sat with me, and he had a sick mind All he said was snake, vagina, or boobs. So eventually, 2 kids got up and beat the stuff out of him, and his head hit the floor.

Problem with the 2 kids:
They think they're both gangsters.
One is a Mexican friend wit has lot of money, and thinks he's cool. (He also got a girl pregnant... like that makes anything better.)
The other is a kid who has the clothes, and the bitchy attitude, and does nothing but swear.

Oh the irony?

[Doorman]

There is this one kid at my school that at first I thought was cool, but somthing happened when we were talking. He kissed me! D: *shudders*
I'm straight, so I didn't like it when he forced his tongue inside my mouth. And the wrose part was when a teacher saw and gave us detentions. :'(

[General Omega]

I once had this kid who tried to set the teacher on fire because all she did was give us homework. I tried to explain to everyone that you can pass the class if you just ace all the test. Our math teacher is now no longer teaching freshmen.

[Azerath]

There is this one kid at my school that at first I thought was cool, but somthing happened when we were talking. He kissed me! D: *shudders*
I'm straight, so I didn't like it when he forced his tongue inside my mouth. And the wrose part was when a teacher saw and gave us detentions. :'(

Did you do something like the LF guy from Cyanide and Happiness?
"LOL, cigarette!"

[Doorman]

Did you do something like the LF guy from Cyanide and Happiness?
"LOL, cigarette!"

The next day it kicked him in the balls so hard and so much, I don't think he can feel it still...

[L]

I live in Maryland.

Natallie~ "The capitol of Maryland is Tennessee!"

[Carzo]

Hey, another MD person.

[Marcem]

At one point in my Junior High school, people with health class were coming out with free condoms and using them as loving slingshots.

What the...  In Junior High?!  Promoting safe love?

[Jsk2003]

Junior high!? Wtf didn't notice that, wow.

I would lol at slingshotting condoms in people's faces and then yell 'IT'S USED'

Make sure to get it a little wet or pour some soda(preferably Sprite or something clear like) that way it gets sticky and looks wet.

[Stealthy Meatloaf]

This sped is so fat he got stuck in he slide

[Falcondude]

One guy in my class found a condom on the ground one day last year.

Used.

Filled.

He swung it around and got some on him.

[Jsk2003]

One guy in my class found a condom on the ground one day last year.

Used.

Filled.

He swung it around and got some on him.

Haha owned.

[Mikery]

One guy in my class found a condom on the ground one day last year.

Used.

Filled.

He swung it around and got some on him.

Eww.