Idiots at Your school

[L]

One guy in my class found a condom on the ground one day last year.

Used.

Filled.

He swung it around and got some on him.

TEST IT FOR DNA! XD I wonder who's it was tho..... O_o

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[DracoSoul]

One guy in my class found a condom on the ground one day last year.

Used.

Filled.

He swung it around and got some on him.

...Im going to pretend I didnt hear that. Anyway, my teacher, like CANT be interrupted. This girl kept wanting to go to the bathroom. Teacher wasnt saying yes. So... She... Uh... Went on the floor. Psia krew! Cholera!* Amirite?




*Polish for: forget! I just cant believe it!




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Psia krew!

[Stealthy Meatloaf]

We get ice pops and  every week for being able to do a dam fire drill!!!!!

[Doorman]

Lol, here is a recent one:

I was sitting in homeroom doing the homework I did not feel like doing like night. Then the guy next to me, also doing homework, starts chewing on his pen. He then let go of the pen and starts looking around frantically, he looks around his desk, under his bags, under othe people's bags, get up walks around the room looking everywhere. i ask him, "What you looking for?" He looks at me, with his pen still in his mouth, and says, "My pen, I lost it." -_-

[Mikery]

Lol, here is a recent one:

I was sitting in homeroom doing the homework I did not feel like doing like night. Then the guy next to me, also doing homework, starts chewing on his pen. He then let go of the pen and starts looking around frantically, he looks around his desk, under his bags, under othe people's bags, get up walks around the room looking everywhere. i ask him, "What you looking for?" He looks at me, with his pen still in his mouth, and says, "My pen, I lost it." -_-

What a bitch.

[n0cturni]

People in my (honors) classes that stumble on words like "miscellaneous"

[Mikery]

People in my (honors) classes that stumble on words like "miscellaneous"

It makes me mad when they see words like that and pronouce it like mis-kell-ane-e-us.
:( They also stumble on words with pronuctuations like, Quetzalcoatl(subsitute couldn't pronouce, I could. :))
(ket-sahl-koe-at-el)

[Colten]

Ive always hated when we are in class and people read like this:
"Mrs Penelope liked manai-manioa-maynos-"
"Its mayonnaise"
"Mrs Penelope liked mayonnaise"

[yuki]

Ive always hated when we are in class and people read like this:
"Mrs Penelope liked manai-manioa-maynos-"
"Its mayonnaise"
"Mrs Penelope liked mayonnaise"

I hate it when I stutter to lick my lips and the teachers interrupt and correct me on the word I just read.

[Mikery]

I hate it when I stutter to lick my lips and the teachers interrupt and correct me on the word I just read.

Yeah, it's like, I know the word, "Guam"(Gwam), and I stutter. I get corrected and it makes me look like an idiot, oh wait, noone knew that word. :/

[General Nick]

I live in Maryland.

Natallie~ "The capitol of Maryland is Tennessee!"

High five! :D

Where in MD?

Also, today we had a lockdown drill. It's a drill we have once a year to practice what happens in case a threat comes on campus that ISN'T a fire. Basically, we close and lock all the doors, pull down the windows and door blinds, and hide in places and don't move or talk. It's a fun time waster, but this year, me and some friends hid under a table (It was a clutter of tables in a bunch, so we were safe). One of the other kids (Kid 1) rolled onto the other, kid 2, (Almost in missionary position), and my other friend right next to me moved kid 2's hand onto kid 1's balls. I could barely hold my laughter.

In 5th grade, same lockdown thingy, but it was during math class and some kid was doing his homework during the drill.

[DracoSoul]

Uh... So, we have a dance class (im not in it) and there are 3 guys in it. But everyone classifies them as 'friends', so when they did their dance in the auditoriom me and my friends were like "LOOK friendS" and "WILD friend APPEARS"

[n0cturni]

Uh... So, we have a dance class (im not in it) and there are 3 guys in it. But everyone classifies them as 'friends', so when they did their dance in the auditoriom me and my friends were like "LOOK friendS" and "WILD friend APPEARS"

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[Sir Jordos]

we were going to the libary and this kid farted and blamed my friend and we had to sign witness papers saying he farted lmfao


                                   I Blame him < - -

[Domidore]

Well, theres this one true handicap in my gym class, he taught me how to be black. All you do is you join the kool kids klub and the Crips. Today we were doing indoor soccer stuff, I was on the left, of a bench, and all the girls were on the right. He stuck his ass up facing the right direction and said "IM GONNUH FART NAOW" and he did.