Idiots at Your school

[Doorman]

Well, theres this one true handicap in my gym class, he taught me how to be black. All you do is you join the kool kids klub and the Crips. Today we were doing indoor soccer stuff, I was on the left, of a bench, and all the girls were on the right. He stuck his ass up facing the right direction and said "IM GONNUH FART NAOW" and he did.

Omg, I hate you now, you made me bust my gut. D:

[Ad Bot]

[n0cturni]

I have school tomorrow, and if I'm in the mood, I'll post how many stupid things people did.

[Valen]

    We had a lock down, the whole time I was making a fapping noise with my hands. My friend start laughing. My teacher didn't like it.  :o

There's this kid jacks off in my computer class. He smells nasty.  D: he sits right next to me. even more not cool.

Occasionaly me and my friends will falcon kick the stuff out of each other in pe.

[TapeDeck]

High five! :D

Where in MD?

Also, today we had a lockdown drill. It's a drill we have once a year to practice what happens in case a threat comes on campus that ISN'T a fire. Basically, we close and lock all the doors, pull down the windows and door blinds, and hide in places and don't move or talk. It's a fun time waster, but this year, me and some friends hid under a table (It was a clutter of tables in a bunch, so we were safe). One of the other kids (Kid 1) rolled onto the other, kid 2, (Almost in missionary position), and my other friend right next to me moved kid 2's hand onto kid 1's balls. I could barely hold my laughter.

In 5th grade, same lockdown thingy, but it was during math class and some kid was doing his homework during the drill.

lockdowns in the band room are fun.  pitch black.

If there is a real lockdown, we hide either under the stage, in the booth, or on the catwalk in the auditorium, among other places.  Yay for complex school

[Shadow Ninja]

well
more handicapped then I am would be 1-10 everyone else is a jackass.

[Digmaster]

well
more handicapped then I am would be 1-10 everyone else is a jackass.

That made perfect sense.

[rawrman]

In middle school, There was this annoying as hell dude who would NOT SHUT THE forget UP, Or make beating noises with his pencil.

Anyways, one day, Our teacher wasn't in a very good mood, and as always, The guy would do stupid stuff and get in trouble, So he got moved to the back of the room(And the room was pretty big, too) He was still being a handicap, So then our teacher gave us our work, and she went to pay a visit to the guy, Everyone but me was doing the assignment, I wanted to see what would happen, next thing I know, the teacher grabs his pencil and throws it on the ground.

Last year, an acquaintance of mine jacked off during class.

And this year, Some guy was going to the principal's office because he was being handicapped, and he hits someone as he opened the door, and laughs.

There are more stories, I'm just too lazy and tired to type em out.

[Digmaster]

There are more stories, I'm just too lazy and tired to type em out.

As with me, as with me.

[Mr. Toast]

One day i was walking through the halls, there was a little kid going into my locker, as quickly as i recognized him, i waited he came out and i ducked behind the wall, of course he says my name to be sure but i did this retarted sound, (From what my friend said it sounded like a Pikachu With Cancer.) so once he left i went to check my locker i open it and i look inside figuring out he did nothing, but right when i was about to close it i pressed a button, from what i thought it still wasent there, so i pressed it and next think i knew i was across the floor when i found his locker i got a airsoft gernade strung rope from the pin to the locker lock. and i waited so 8th period he came to open his locker when i heard a "Clang" the i heard a "BANG" before i could smile, and it looks like it inflicted some pretty good damage, locker door went but the weird thing is a few days later i found a type of love toy in my locker then the next thing ya know i found him using it in MY LOCKER boy my locker was a little red that day.

[Otis Da HousKat]

Some beaner spic whatever pulled up in a stuffty low rider today. He had some horrible salsa/hip-hop/rap fusion music blaring out of his stuffty speakers. He parked in a fire lane and started to get towed away. He threatened to kill the tow truck driver.

I knew there would still be stuff heads in college, but I didn't think it would be this bad still.

[drewsta199]

i know not everyone it an idiot coz they are my friends

i know he is :D

you talkin bout me?

[drewsta199]

We have at least one lesbian at my school, she's been advertising some gay lesbian blah blah thing on the announcements the last few days. She's a short-hair lesbian :/

one of my friends does that, you cant turn you back on him >_>

[Doorman]

you talkin bout me?

This is your first time posting in this topic, so how the forget did you assume that it was directed at you? -_-

[drewsta199]

idk, maybe coz they have seen me on other topics or sumthin? and my name has drew in it >_>

[Spation]

One the most "rebel-type" kids in my school had left in Year 7, then returned on Wednesday, shortly after rumours circulated that he planned to start a fight with the supposed "toughest" kid in the year. Today came, the rebel-type said he wouldn't fight back, one would assume the "tough one" would have said "Well there's no victory in beating someone who won't return," but instead the "toughest" lay 3 punches into his face.
What's ironic is that I go to a Christian School, not because I am one because they produce some good results.