How the forget are they lies?
To the presiding judge I bring forth 5 statements:
A)This boy cannot masturbate, he is too young.
B)"my friend's sister came in". He has no sister. His sister has no friends. His sister has friends but none of them go to her house because she's got a handicapped little brother. Why would a visitor in a house just walk through doors without knocking?
C)"And i got screwed" What a loose description. How does he mean "screwed"? Most people would elaborate.
D)"it was to pictures of her D:" Why the forget do you have pictures of your sister's friends, you inbred little forget.
E) Why the forget do you fap when not only is the family in the house, but a guest is aswell?!