Beard or Cow

[Spenny]

To all who voted beard: I'm going to go hang out with the giant and NONE of you are invited! ;.;

[Ad Bot]

[chetzs]

To all who voted beard: I'm going to go hang out with the giant and NONE of you are invited! ;.;

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[CopBlock]

I want a cow,cow races FTW!

[Rughugger]

To all who voted beard: I'm going to go hang out with the giant and NONE of you are invited! ;.;

ITT Beard Envy 

[Sarge]

heres one:

bearded cows :P

[Riot]

I pick cow cuz.  If you are thirsty you drink the cows milk, if you are hungry you cut off a limb or something and the cow grows it back for new use.  :D

[tails]

the cow grows it back for new use.  :D

Wut

[Vertzer]

If cows did that we would no longer have starvation.

[TapeDeck]

Wut

well if you cut off a beard, it grows back; why not a whole limb?

[Ghoul]

Grow a boob, grow a beard on the boob, shape the beard like a cow, and you've got a beard, AND a cow, WITH MILK! :D

[Minority]

You scare me ...

[General Omega]

well if you cut ofuf a beard, it grows back; why not a whole limb?

Unless you are a reptile or your body is made of the same stuff our livers are, rapid tissue regeneration is impossible. It does grow back but at such a slow rate that you would die before you see usable results for growing a limb.

[Fizzles]

Your beard will score chicks, they can make the milk for you.

[TapeDeck]

Unless you are a reptile or your body is made of the same stuff our livers are, rapid tissue regeneration is impossible. It does grow back but at such a slow rate that you would die before you see usable results for growing a limb.

lol ignorance of my sarcasm.  Also, stem cells.

[General Omega]

Because everyone has hundreds of dead cow embryos laying around. Also, internet sarcasm sucks. learn to [/sarcasm] when it is not very very very very obvious.