Text man is a man made of Letters, alt codes and wingding stuff!
He has Bor- Fun adventures!
Such as defeating evil stick, the Alien man from outa space who has a castle
Rules!(yawn)
8Don't commit Self Delete or your a weak pusillanimous individual
8If you want, make the next scene, BUT DON'T USE MS.PAINT.
8Play nice!
Ok first off your outside your house

(first 2 things are sword and shield)
CHOICES
86Go to town
Hump floor
FART
Go inside yer hows
Adapt a new character styleChose adapt a new character style and go to town

Fake lulz

REAL
Omg!! on your way you encounter an @lien!!

Try to talk with it. Try "interacting" (wink wink) with it. Or just kill it