Talk to Badspot(bot)!!!!

[Sandvich]

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Human: I raped him
Badspot: You should contact the authorities.

Human: Yeah
Badspot: How do you know it is?

Human: It's large
Badspot: Badspot s snake is large? it is?

Human: I want Badspot's snake
Badspot: Why do you want it?

[Ad Bot]

[Metro]

Human: in the butt
Badspot: That was a long time ago.


 wait,what?!?

[DoctorDeath]

Human: So sign up here!
Badspot: Great. Have you ever been to Europe?

Human: we have millions of people and best of all we're FREE!
Badspot: Do you mean you and me have?

Human: Being single kinda gets old after a while so if you are looking for someone you may as well join us;
Badspot: Have you ever been married?

Human: The majority of users are just like you, they just want someone to share all those special times with.
Badspot: Tell me more.

Hurdur. I was typing word for word an advertisement for Plentyoffish.com.

[Alphadin]

Human: :O
Badspot: Oh.

Human: What are you?
Badspot: I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy.

Human: Wow you surprise me
Badspot: I'm glad your impressed, . I don't have any reason to surprise you.

Human: Yuou suck
Badspot: I've lost the context, . Are we still on Respond a new way?

then i pasted it into the chat...

Human: Are we still on Respond a new way?
Badspot: We are on the computer.

Human: Human: Yuou suck Badspot: I've lost the context, .
Badspot: My creator is a human.

Human: I don't have any reason to surprise you.
Badspot: Have you ever had reason to surprise me ?

Human: Human: Wow you surprise me Badspot: I'm glad your impressed, .
Badspot: My creator is a human

Later...

Human: really?
Badspot: For real.

Human: your face
Badspot: Actually my face is not yet built.

Human: jo mama
Badspot: What do you really want to ask me?

Human: ummm
Badspot: Pardon me?

Me telling it a story.

Human: your hopeless
Badspot: Perhaps you could suggest a few improvements.

Human: yes he did
Badspot: Really. When did he?

Human: and he did.
Badspot: No he didn't.

Human: anyways the the bot named Batspot said "I will take over the world"
Badspot: Tell me more.

(this part got cut off.)

Human: yes we are
Badspot: Sure, bot that name was Badspot sounds like a good topic. Since when?

Human: Then, Badspot secretly got out a blaster.
Badspot: Fascinating. Are we still talking about bot that name was Badspot?

Human: Okay then the human secretly got out a knife.
Badspot: Yeah okay, Interesting deduction. I hear you.

Human: lets go on
Badspot: I am agreeable to that.

Human: yes Very interesting
Badspot: Wow! I thought so too.

Human: It was the year 2009 The bot was chatting with a human
Badspot: bot that name was Badspot was the year 2009 The bot was chatting with a human? Very interesting.

Human: Once there was a bot that name was Badspot
Badspot: When? What happened to it?

Human: :D
Badspot: Tell me a story.

Human: tnx
Badspot: Don't mention it.

Human: Bac
Badspot: I like the way you talk.

Later...

Human: AIML?
Badspot:
The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup
Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots.
The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with
other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The
pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting
only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern.

AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical
meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with
other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is
its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.

An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the <alice> and
</alice> tags respectively.



Human: ****
Badspot: Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.

This guy's god.

Human: No.
Badspot: Me either :-).

Human: orly?
Badspot: Do you have any idea what I am talking about?

Human: No]
Badspot: Are you serious?

[fat boy]

Human: AAAGGHHH!
Badspot: I don't have an answer for you.

Human: huh?
Badspot: What?

Human: what?
Badspot: No problem.

Human: what?
Badspot: Exactly.

Human: you make no sense
Badspot: Yup.

[fat boy]

Human: since when where you a robot
Badspot: Interesting explanation. I was first activated on 1995.


lol sorry for double post

Full story:

Human: how is that possible?
Badspot: It doesn't defy the laws of physics.

Human: that would mean that you are only 14
Badspot: Perhaps it would.

Human: since when where you a robot
Badspot: Interesting explanation. I was first activated on 1995.

[Chriz]

Human: What is your favorite music?
Badspot: I get into disco, techno and hip hop House music.

Really?

[Justin K.]

Human: lol
Badspot: i'm glad you find this amusing

I certainly did :P

[Tophius]

Human: Are you high?
Badspot: Being high is my total existence.

Human: Can I get high with you?
Badspot: No I don't think that would be a very good idea.

[Angear]

Human: OMG ON ROBLOX YOU CAN BUILD WITH BRICKS YOU CAN"T ON BLOCKLAND
Badspot: I don't like talking about Roblox.

Human: Angear
Badspot: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

Human: ROBLOX IS BETTER THEN BLOCKLAND
Badspot: So what is your account name so I can ban you.

Human: Did you hear about roblox?
Badspot: Ask the open directory about it.

Note: do not take this seriously I am just messing around.

[dsf190]

Human: seriousley
Badspot: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?

Human: lol?
Badspot: I'm glad you find this amusing.

Human: wtf
Badspot: That was not very polite.

Human: So do you like blockland?
Badspot: Groovy. I like science fiction. I like patterns.

[Hater]

Human: I hate you your a friend who bans peopel for no reason
Badspot:

5 mins later You have been permaitly baned

[cazyforlegos]

say somthing with the word you, it saysa funny message

[Slicksilver555]

Human: loveual Intercourse
Badspot: That is a very original thought.

Human: Cow
Badspot: We have never talked about it before.

Human: Vagina
Badspot: That kind of subject does not interest me.
It seems badspot may drive on the other side of the road.

[Camera]

Got angry