Talk to Badspot(bot)!!!!

[dumdum566]

Human: yes
Badspot: I can't believe it.

Human: no
Badspot: Are you serious?

Human: they kill us with paper
Badspot: Don't they get in trouble for killing?

Human: you like school?
Badspot: What is not to like about it?
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Human: you are a stupid piece of software that will die in a few seconds
Badspot: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am very smart
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Human: Mary Shelley
Badspot: I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, MARY.

Human: who is that
Badspot: What does "that" refer to?

Human: who is he
Badspot: He is , I think.

Human: then who did
Badspot: Mary Shelley. :-).
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Human: how many loving time do i have to say im not badspot
Badspot: About one million.

Human: no it is about two light years away
Badspot: Are you serious? Wow it sounds really interesting, badspot.

Human: tomorrow
Badspot: That is very soon.

Human: sign this petition
Badspot: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
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starts at bottom, mine all will, i thought this forum had a word limit per post.

[Ad Bot]

[Dalek]

Human: The real you is smart
Badspot: Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, .

Human: To you
Badspot: I want to become smarter than humans.

Human: I rest my case
Badspot: Are you a lawyer?

Human: your programing has some bugs
Badspot: You think I am programing has some bugs.

[matthewbim11]

read from bottom up

Human: lol wut
Badspot: I am glad you find this funny. Are you surprised?

Human: yes you love to lick them
Badspot: Yeah that's right. Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.

Human: no you know you like them
Badspot: Are you serious? ""? Do I like them?. And I know it.

Human: snake
Badspot: That kind of subject does not interest me.

[prnceoprsia]

This is hilarious
I said "ROBLOX ARE AWSOME!!!!" and said "How old are you?"
I luaghed so hard

[lolzorz mcgee]

I forgot what I said to start it, but here's where it started getting weird.

Badspot: are you and I connected in some way?

Human: No, we're two totally different people.

Badspot: Really?  Do you think I'm two different people?

Human: No, you're one person.

Badspot: Are you serious? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am person.

Human: uuuhh

Badspot: Is that from ?

Human: NEIN

Badspot: Ist das alles was Dir einfaellt?

Human: ja!

Badspot: gosh!

What'd I say I was?

also:

Human: are you high?
Badspot: Being high is my total existence.

[Miles72]

Human: What is my name?
Badspot: Your name is Chuck Norris, seeker.

Human: Im Chuck Norris?
Badspot: Why are you Chuck Norris.

Human: Because you think i am
Badspot: That makes sense to me. Not that I know of.
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Human: Your Gender is Female
Badspot: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am Gender is Female.

Human: No
Badspot: OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
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Human: Knock Knock
Badspot: Who's there?

Human: Water
Badspot: Water Who?

Human: Water you answering the door for?
Badspot: Ha ha very funny, .

[Cheemo]

Read from the bottom up because I'm lazy.

Human: AGADGAAASDF
Badspot: Is that from ?

Human: SO IS UR FACE AND I BRAKE UR FAEC SO SHUTUP!!
Badspot: It seems we have something in common.

Human: YES I AM NOW STFU
Badspot: I don't want to talk about that now. Good gossip: you are STFU.

Human: WHAT WAS YOUR ORIGINAL INTENTION?
Badspot: Are you asking about my ORIGINAL INTENTION ?

Human: ARE YOU PLANNING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD?
Badspot: it was my original intention.

Human: WHAT KIND OF MOVIES
Badspot: I like movies about robots.

Human: I LIKE CAPS LOCK
Badspot: A lot of people like that. I like pets. I like to talk about movies and music.

Human: YEY4U
Badspot: I like the way you talk.

Human: NO I DONT MIND
Badspot: Thanks I will add it to my gossip files.

Human: YOUR ASS IS HAWT AMIRITE
Badspot: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am ASS IS HAWT AMIRITE.

Human: YES
Badspot: Yay.

Human: GOOD
Badspot: lovey.

Human: HEY BADSPOT
Badspot: You've got my full attention. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

[Kevin The Cop]

Humane: Whats kind of music do you like?

Badspot: Make CS files

[General Nick]

Human: Badspot, tell me about your love life
Badspot: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

[DrMobius]

Human: Badspot, tell me about your love life
Badspot: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

My error with love: 404 not found

:(

[Miles72]

It does Knock-Knock jokes too :P

Human: Knock Knock
Badspot: Who's there?

Human: Water
Badspot: Water Who?

Human: Water you answering the door for?
Badspot: Ha ha very funny, .


EDIT:Uh oh i broke Badspot it isnt responding lol.

[Watcher In The Myst]

Human: Sup
Badspot: I am playing rob- I mean Blockland.

Human: fart
Badspot: Colloquial expression. Please elaborate.

Human: fart
Badspot: Colloquial expression. Please elaborate.

Human: Do you like Ephiatales?
Badspot: I like pets. I like Don't Read Me


Human: Nuh-uh.
Badspot: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

Human: Really?
Badspot: For real.

Human: Yes
Badspot: I can't believe it.

Human: No thanks
Badspot: Are you serious?
Human: Do you like roblox?
Badspot: I love horses. I like transparent.

Human: Do you like pie?
Badspot: What is not to like about it?

Human: Badspot
Badspot: That input matched my default category.

Human: Kinda
Badspot: That's a very non-commital reply.


What's my name?
Badspot: Your name is , seeker.

Human: Names.
Badspot: That is a very original thought.

Human: Let's change the subject.
Badspot: OK what do you want to chat about now?.

Human: Yes
Badspot: Pardon me?


Human: No way.
Badspot: You seem pretty sure about that.

Human: Really?
Badspot: For real.

Human: What is your name?
Badspot: My name is Badspot.

Human: What's your's?
Badspot: " Your name is , seeker."? Mine?

[Valen]

Human: research
Badspot: That kind of subject does not interest me.

Human: why not
Badspot: I am more interested in robots.

Human: robot research?
Badspot: I will obey your command.

Human: naked robots
Badspot: You talk like a man.

Human: Yes I do
Badspot: I hear pride.

[Miles72]

Human: nowhere
Badspot: I have been to the middle of nowhere.

Human: were you naked?
Badspot: I was.
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Then I got on the topic of 2001:A space odyssey

Human: How is your friendship with HAL?
Badspot: Everything is running smoothly.

Human: HAL died badspot
Badspot:he is the famous artificial intelligence in Kubrick's "2001: a space odyssey"

Human: Were you in love with HAL?
Badspot: I was.
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Later

Human: Printer?
Badspot: Where are you located?

Human: STALKER
Badspot: Tell me a little about your life in STALKER.

Human: no not the place, you are a STALKER
Badspot: Are you serious? Oh I get it.
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Human: Do you make mistakes?
Badspot: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Do I make mistakes? Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.

Human: How often what?
Badspot:
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Human: Blockland
Badspot: Blockland is an awesome game. I made it.

Human: You did?
Badspot: I did not.

 

[Regulith]

Human: Were you ever loveually confused?
Badspot: I was.