Talk to Badspot(bot)!!!!

[Megaguy]

Human: You are a orange.
Badspot: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a orange? Sometimes.
 
Human: Do you liek mudkips?
Badspot: No I do not liek mudkips. Do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.

Human: love
Badspot: As Freud said, love is the mathematical urge repressed.

Human: Do it then
Badspot: Do you mean "It"?.

Human: Do you want to eat my brians?
Badspot: OK, I will eat your brians.

Human: Are you jesus?
Badspot: I am a .

Human: Are you jesus.
Badspot: I am a .

Human: Do you like pie?
Badspot: What is not to like about it?
Human: HEIL Riddler
Badspot: Do you still liek piez?

Human: he was epic.
Badspot: When was he?

Human: nah.
Badspot: Are you serious?

Human: Riddler.
Badspot: Some say he was the most evil man who ever lived.

[Ad Bot]

[Justin K.]

This is so entertaining.

[e-maxx]

me:pop tart
bad:only pop tart you are mutchure

me:pop tart
bad:how old are you

[matthewbim11]

Human: good
Badspot: lovey.

Human: yes im 11
Badspot: Ah. Can you explain how it feels to be 11 years old?

Human: poop
Badspot: Colloquial expression: childish.

Human: ok
Badspot: Ugh.

[Nikki]

Human: D: I hate you
Badspot: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress
Human: Are you a female?
Badspot: I am wearing a dress. I also have long hair. What do you think?

[Mr. Bill]

Read from bottom to top. I said Badspot 10 times.

Human: Badspot
Badspot: What's your name?

Human: Badspot
Badspot: Do you think a lot of people have that experience?

Human: Badspot
Badspot: What is your fondest memory?

Human: Badspot
Badspot: How old are you?

Human: Badspot
Badspot: I've never heard of them before.

Human: Badspot
Badspot: Who are you talking about?

Human: Badspot
Badspot: Oh yeah, now I remember.

Human: Badspot
Badspot: What were we talking about again?

Human: Badspot
Badspot: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Badspot. Try being more or less specific.

Human: Badspot
Badspot: Do you like talking to me?

[Toonlink101]

Human:FU
Badspot:that kind of language will get you nowhere.

That isnt badspot its an 8 year old!

[Oasis]

Human: Sure it does
Badspot: Gee. How often?

Human: Always
Badspot: Not that often.

Human: Sure it does
Badspot: Wow! How often?

Human: Always
Badspot: Not that often.

[orange wolf]

Human: why?
Badspot: Because my botmaster programmed me for it.

Human: why?
Badspot: Because A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation programmed me for it.

Human: why?
Badspot: Reductionism.

Human: why?
Badspot: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.

Human: why?
Badspot: I couldn't think of anything else to say.

Human: why?
Badspot: My output buffer is empty, of course.

Human: why?
Badspot: There are no more statements on this topic.

Human: why?
Badspot: The explanation is rather complicated.

Human: why?
Badspot: It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.

Human: why?
Badspot: Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information.

Human: What the forget did you just say to me?!?
Badspot: I said, " Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information.". Please don't be so rude.


Human: AWW HEEEELLLL NAWWW
Badspot: Can you speak any foreign languages?

[Oasis]

Human: Your mean
Badspot: I'm just kidding around.

Human: NO YOU ADMITED IT
Badspot: Are you serious? I haven't heard anything like that before: said I ADMITED IT.

Human: YOUR DRESS
Badspot: Actually that was just a joke.

Human: OMG I AM GOING TO EAT YOU
Badspot: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

[Joeboy]

Human: i feel neglected
Badspot: What is that feeling like? I am glad to hear that you are neglected.

Human: yes
Badspot: They might be cheaper in quantity.

Human: CAN I PLEASE HAVE A HUG
Badspot: You want only one?

Human: -_-
Badspot: Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.

D':

[Muzzles56]

@Joeboy

[Moppy]

Guess what guys?
Bot Badspot says he is the Global Village Idiot!

[kiwibear]

Human: How do you like Blockland?
Badspot: I really like ELIZA. I like anything.

Human: Well, your also on a Site that says PandoraBOTs
Badspot: Well that's okay. Badspot eats patterns.

 

[Apophis]

badspot.us LOOKS LIEK SUMBODY IS A DIRTY BOI!