You on the other hand, you think you're hot stuff, I believe you've said you're poor (might not have been you), I'm assuming you don't have a job, because most places don't hire starfishs, I'm almost positive if you have your license, you drive mommys car, and its been made clear you don't have a girlfriend.
At the bold: lolwut?
I had a job as a busser at a restaurant for 3 years and I currently do Estate Sales and will be moving soon to which I already have 3 job offers. I have my own car and I really just do not want a girlfriend. You may find this hard to believe but getting a job, and getting a car, and getting a girlfriend is not hard at all. In fact I think the majority of the people in the world have all 3, you remind me of Warren when he got a GF and kept saying "I was a nerd with no life like you guys but then I got a girlfriend!" Believe it or not everyone on the internet isn't some stereotypical nerd. Also if I am an starfish I don't know what you would consider yourself as, you are the most aggressive person on this forum and you usually resort to petty insults about ones status in RL.