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Wow now loving write something for me right now

Me first! Write me "Sometimes, I get hungry... That's when I reach for Billy Mays Mayonnaise!"



I'm pretty sure Otis thinks you're a tolerable hipster friend.

I'm pretty sure Otis thinks you're a tolerable hipster friend.
This is true.


ITT - nerds with super high standards, oh my bad, it's makingblah aka ive forgeted tons of girls i get drunk all the time smoke weed every day aka hot or not authority
I'm so sorry I don't like asian girls, and that a lot of you truly have never had any experience with girls.
To say the least, I have standards, and this girl ain't meeting them.

Oh, and I've never had love before. Isn't that interesting? No, not really. I'm 15. I've only ever gotten a few handjobs and a lewinsky before. Have yet to give a girl a lickout, but I've fingered them before. And guess what? I was both drunk and high at the same time as doing those things. Jealous? If you weren't, you wouldn't reply. Of course, you could be trying to earn the respect of your e-friends as well.


I'm so sorry I don't like asian girls, and that a lot of you truly have never had any experience with girls.
To say the least, I have standards, and this girl ain't meeting them.

Oh, and I've never had love before. Isn't that interesting? No, not really. I'm 15. I've only ever gotten a few handjobs and a lewinsky before. Have yet to give a girl a lickout, but I've fingered them before. And guess what? I was both drunk and high at the same time as doing those things. Jealous? If you weren't, you wouldn't reply. Of course, you could be trying to earn the respect of your e-friends as well.
God, shut up.

beachbum isn't really a hipster because nothing about him is really hip (or was)

Maybe huge insufferable douchebag poser is a better term for it then.

Maybe huge insufferable douchebag poser is a better term for it then.
Why, yes...

Wanna write me Moni? :D

Me first! Write me "Sometimes, I get hungry... That's when I reach for Billy Mays Mayonnaise!"