As someone who admires beards, that is one of the most unsightly beards i've ever laid eyes on
Implying that's how my beard looks when I don't purposely make it look like that..?

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Look, I'm not gay dude. I don't want to hear your musings over whether you're attracted to my facial hair or not.
P.S. Your clavicle looks like it's trying to escape

I like bandanas
Dude no neck beards