Is that word perfect Michael Macintyre stuff? Make your own unfunny jokes! D:
Jervan, if I actually did know what you were talking about right now, I'd probably be saying "Blast! Foiled yet again!" or some other stupid thing like that, but I don't. That was just an un-funny joke because it was honestly just way too easy to come up with. (Especially after drawing "The Riddler Collection" in study hall the other day. :S)
Anyway, so there's this one guy... Feh, I'm too lazy.
Guy: "Hoooooooly crap, it's McDonalds." Walks in and purchases a milkshake.
Cashier: "Here ya go, sir. That'll be [number] [currency]." Hands milkshake to Guy.
Guy: "Alright." Hands [money] to the cashier and walks away with the shake.
Guy: Walks up to the counter again. "Excuse me, there's grease in my milkshake."
Cashier: "Uhhhhmm... There's nothing wrong with it."
Guy: "But... there's... grease in it?"
Cashier: "I can explain that."
/momentary silence
Cashier: "...It...
is the shake?"
[Joke]