POST YOUR UNFUNNY JOKES HERE!!!

[Ace]

I'd post a Riddler joke... On second thought, maybe later. I'm gonna get some orange Jews.

...Crap. (No offense to anyone who happens to be Jewish or live in Germany... or, as ironic as it sounds to me, both.) (Or any- strangely- orange colored folks, I guess.)
(Okay actually that one would've done it, yeah. My apologies if I called anyone out there strange because of a visual feature.) (...Skin cancer? Seriously, how the hell...)

There's no need to apologize, this is the internet!

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[zoneark]

Hey, you want to know why black people are all left handed?


Cause they have no rights.

Oh i have a joke almost like your but you guys know that song where that chick sings to the left to the left.  Black people sing that cause they can't do anything right.


Whats the same about a black guy and a vending machine?  They both don't work and steal your money.   

[TapeDeck]

What do you call 5 black guys hanging from a tree?

A Texas windchime.

ITT: Racism

[Jervan]

I'd post a Riddler joke... On second thought, maybe later. I'm gonna get some orange Jews.

...Crap. (No offense to anyone who happens to be Jewish or live in Germany... or, as ironic as it sounds to me, both.) (Or any- strangely- orange colored folks, I guess.)
(Okay actually that one would've done it, yeah. My apologies if I called anyone out there strange because of a visual feature.) (...Skin cancer? Seriously, how the hell...)

Is that word perfect Michael Macintyre stuff? Make your own unfunny jokes! D:

[NickTheSushi]

I have a good joke, and I'm posting it here dammit:

There are these three gay mourners, and they're husbands died. After they died, they had them cremated. They all decided to do something with their husband's ashes.

The first husband said: "My husband liked to go skydiving, so I'm going up in a plane and dumping his ashes into the wind."

The second husband: "My husband liked to fish, so I'm going to dump his ashes in his favorite lake."

The last husband said: "I'm going to dump my husband's ashes in my chili so he can tear up my ass one last time."

[Hiiro3293]

how many white police officers does it take to push a black suspect down the stairs, none he triped

theres 2 mexicans in a car who is driving

the cop

[Jervan]

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who cares, they can cook in the dark.

[J.C.]

Is that word perfect Michael Macintyre stuff? Make your own unfunny jokes! D:

Jervan, if I actually did know what you were talking about right now, I'd probably be saying "Blast! Foiled yet again!" or some other stupid thing like that, but I don't. That was just an un-funny joke because it was honestly just way too easy to come up with. (Especially after drawing "The Riddler Collection" in study hall the other day. :S)

Anyway, so there's this one guy... Feh, I'm too lazy.
Guy: "Hoooooooly crap, it's McDonalds." Walks in and purchases a milkshake.
 Cashier: "Here ya go, sir. That'll be [number] [currency]." Hands milkshake to Guy.
 Guy: "Alright." Hands [money] to the cashier and walks away with the shake.
 Guy: Walks up to the counter again. "Excuse me, there's grease in my milkshake."
 Cashier: "Uhhhhmm... There's nothing wrong with it."
 Guy: "But... there's... grease in it?"
 Cashier: "I can explain that."
 /momentary silence
 Cashier: "...It... is the shake?"
[Joke]

[Jervan]

Jervan, if I actually did know what you were talking about right now, I'd probably be saying "Blast! Foiled yet again!" or some other stupid thing like that, but I don't. That was just an un-funny joke because it was honestly just way too easy to come up with. (Especially after drawing "The Riddler Collection" in study hall the other day. :S)

Anyway, so there's this one guy... Feh, I'm too lazy.
Guy: "Hoooooooly crap, it's McDonalds." Walks in and purchases a milkshake.
 Cashier: "Here ya go, sir. That'll be [number] [currency]." Hands milkshake to Guy.
 Guy: "Alright." Hands [money] to the cashier and walks away with the shake.
 Guy: Walks up to the counter again. "Excuse me, there's grease in my milkshake."
 Cashier: "Uhhhhmm... There's nothing wrong with it."
 Guy: "But... there's... grease in it?"
 Cashier: "I can explain that."
 /momentary silence
 Cashier: "...It... is the shake?"
[Joke]

I guess you're either really good at it or Michael Macintyre is famously average then.

[J.C.]

I guess it must be niether! ;D  ;)  ;|  ;(  ;o I appear to have something in my eye. Kind of resembles a comma.                       ^Timeline Thing^
Just trying to stay on topic.

[Sockton]

my joke was loving awesome handicapped

[Retz]

What's purple and is chained to my front porch?

My neigro, and i cant paint him any color I want

[Drak]

How do you get a black guy out of a tree?
You cut the rope!

Ha, haha, ha...

[Gargram62]

MY JOKE!

A guy does something...

he takes a whizz on his own lawn

  xDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Swholli]

I guess you're either really good at it or Michael Macintyre is famously average then.

Oh, he's a foreigner. No wonder I've never heard of him...