1) After suffocation, what Organ inside a woman stays warm?
My rooster.
2) What do you do once you come across the worlds strongest man
Apologize and wipe it off.
3) A mother walks into a college saying that after 3 years of fat comments her daughter finally hung herself.
She cries ' lets hear you make a joke out of that ? '
A voice from the back simply says ' She would have needed a thick rope. '
4) Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
5)A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and
nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter.
Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them.... they are bound to be curious about love at that age."
"Curious about love?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her loving appendix out!"
