Author Topic: POST YOUR UNFUNNY JOKES HERE!!! (Read 10792 times)

koolex_98 · April 16, 2009, 08:57:04 PM

hibari:do you like waffles
dino:yea we like french toast
the king:DIE!!!
*the king uses his dinner blaster to pwn dino*

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Mateo · April 16, 2009, 11:07:46 PM

koolex, your jokes are too unfunny.

Sabbin · April 16, 2009, 11:11:52 PM

Guy- I saw this guy drive past me... he was at least going 30 mph faster than me
Cop- Where was this?
Guy- a parking lot
Cop- ... what were you doing?
Guy- Sitting in my parked car, reading the newspaper.
Cop- -_- ... really?
Guy- Yes? are ya gonna arrest him?
Cop- no.

black knight · April 16, 2009, 11:15:32 PM

This was while eating a banana split in one of those boat bowls they call em.

They say if you get sick off a banana split, you get sea sick.

Sabbin · April 16, 2009, 11:22:32 PM

Quote from: black knight on April 16, 2009, 11:15:32 PM

This was while eating a banana split in one of those boat bowls they call em.

They say if you get sick off a banana split, oyu get sea sick.

Don't get it

black knight · April 16, 2009, 11:37:42 PM

Quote from: Sabbin23 on April 16, 2009, 11:22:32 PM

Don't get it

It was in a BOAT bowl, sea sick.

koolex_98 · April 17, 2009, 01:21:10 AM

you know whats funny

furdle

stikfas3 · April 17, 2009, 01:30:56 AM

mmmmm this pizza is cheasy -_- just like my jokes...

koolex_98 · April 17, 2009, 01:52:26 AM

crazy:im gonna kill you with my dyi----
the king:dinner blaster

pwnd!

Robo Noob · April 17, 2009, 01:55:01 AM

Quote from: Maximum on April 16, 2009, 08:37:34 PM

What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a stuffzu?

Bullstuff.

That's probably some gay stuff somebody at school told you based on the joke on Dumb and Dumber

Sockton · April 17, 2009, 01:56:36 AM

Quote from: koolex_98 on April 17, 2009, 01:21:10 AM

you know whats funny

furdle

Wow.. do you even know who he is?

koolex_98 · April 17, 2009, 02:11:37 AM

no but i heard of him as one of the greatest noobs

oh btw:
the king:i wonder whats for dinner?
link:octaron
the king:nuf
morshu:bomb
the king:nuf
captain falcon:falco puuuuunch
the king:nuf
luigi:spaghetti
the king:dinner blaster!

everyone you are know pwned

koolex_98 · April 17, 2009, 03:56:15 AM

zoey:you here that
bill:a witch?
francis:go check it out
louis:pills here!*digs trashcan*
francis:-____________-
*bill and zoey checks it out*
bill and zoey:emo!
louis:pills
francis:stfu!
an the rest is everyone gets pwnt by a giant tank/witch/hunter/smoker/boomer/pills that can stuff atomic bombs

Nightmare-Duckie · April 17, 2009, 04:24:18 AM

you just double toasted

k so theres this jew in a bar and he says give me a beer and the bar tender gave hime his beer and they all lived happiely ever after TEH ENDZORZ!

koolex_98 · April 17, 2009, 04:43:18 AM

Quote from: Nightmare-Duckie on April 17, 2009, 04:24:18 AM

you just double toasted

k so theres this jew in a bar and he says give me a beer and the bar tender gave hime his beer and they all lived happiely ever after TEH ENDZORZ!

but then weegee comesout of nowhere and stares everyone to death