Firstly, most of your problems are centered around the computer. That could explain the lack of girlfriend. On the other hand, girlfriends are good, but sometimes it hurts.
I understand your lack of a decent computer, I've had a crap one up until last christmas.
No income could be the result of too much time on the computer. Besides, you might meet that special someone at work...
Too tight shorts are one of two things: You outgrew them or you're fatter.
Can't really change the weather so you're stuck like that.
Buy more shirts that aren't black.
An income could answer your lack of decent computer.
Is the deskspace in RL or virtual? Either way, you're just being lazy.
I hate insects...
Lack of money is due to lack of income.
Google helps with watches.
Again, income could supply you with a better computer to allow you to use a gamepad.
Again again, you need an income.
There are these crazy things called doors, they let you leave rooms.
That's just being picky.
Answering back:
K.
I've had a worse one up until last Christmas. When I got this one.
No income might also be the lack of a job that's plausible at my age that I might actually be able to do.
I probably outgrew them. They still fit though.
No money.
Well, yeah.
RL, and yes I am lazy which is probably why I don't have a job.
K.
Yep.
I know I have my watch instructions somewhere, and again I'm lazy.
K.
Yep.
I leave my room sometimes.
But it gets like scorching hot.
