Author Topic: Zombie Invasion  (Read 13077 times)

Personally,

I would grab my Machete, Dagger, 80 pound pull crossbow. Pockknife, camp stove, canned food, water.
Then I would grab a car, and drive to a sky scraper. Probobly a computer area. Then I would make a base at the top floor.


a boat.
fishing road.
water purifier thingy.
boyfriend.
generator
sun tan lotion


wait out the zombie invasion and watch all you handicapped 15 year olds run around thinking your rambo.

Hmm i would first get some stuff that i need i would get.

1. Some sharp knifes.

2. Go to get bow and arrows and pocket knife.

3. Find other people who survived.

4. Team up and kill zombies and escape the town and go to some where safe.

Oh and get a backpack and a bike.
« Last Edit: May 24, 2009, 05:05:28 AM by Captain Jack »

I would get the essentials:

Shampoo
Soap
DVDs
Laptop
Water
Flashlights
Batteries
My cat Hobbes
My Dad's Cadillac
Food
Pop

Then I would drive to a harbor, jack a yacht and a stuff load of gas, and boat my way to Europe.

Oh and forgot to add Get a crowbar for destroying stuff in the way.

a boat.
fishing road rod.
water purifier thingy.
boy girlfriend.
generator

and a lake.

I'd get my cricket bat, (I <3 SotD) and just nick stuff from the shops. :P

Yeah but if you're aim is anything like your [insert funny joke about you only you would get], then we're all boned!

Haha, I am a bit rusty.
boyfriend.

Who's to say your boyfriend isn't just like us? >:)
« Last Edit: May 24, 2009, 03:14:33 AM by Ghoul »

I think this topic should be "realistic" despite on how unrealistic it already is..

Things that you can actually obtain for use in a zombie apocalypse.

-Baseball bat
-Katana
-Car


8:23 AM - New York City

I wake up, the sun is shining through my blinds, I open them and take a look outside. I see cars abandoned on the highway 8 floors down, an army Humvee is burning in the middle of the road. Wait!

I think I see someone! They are climbing out of a crashed car, should I yell to them? Maybe they know what happened?
Suddenly, I see a group of 5 people running down the street, I am pretty high up, but I see them running awkwardly, arms flailing a bit. They jump on the survivor, I see bits of flesh fly into the air, I hear a scream, I hear some growls. I am freaked out. I get away from the window, all the hours playing Left 4 Dead will be put to the test.

I quickly brown townyze the safety of my large apartment on the 8th floor, the front door is 1 inch of metal, that should hold up. There are a lot of windows, and assuming that they can't climb, the only window I have to worry about is the one with the fire escape, they could climb up that easily.

I barricade the window, I should be safe for now.

I turn on a light. Great, its works! I run to my iPhone which I left next to my bed, the zombies outside are gone, the remains of the first survivor are still laying there on the highway.

I open up the twitter application on my iPhone, I check the trending topics. Oh, for those of you unfamiliar with Twitter, the trending topics are the popular things people are talking about on Twitter.

1: ZOMBIES?!
2: stuff WTF
3: forget
4: OH JESUS
5: IS ANYONE ALIVE??
6: Praying
7: Getting my shotguns
8: FU OBAMA!
9: #zombies
10: Adam Lambert

Now I know that there are more people alive, I check to see if there is anyone in my area. I search for recent tweets in my area, the last one was 6 hours ago, there hasn't been one since. No one in the entire downtown New York City has tweeted with a gps enabled cell phone. Is this really the end?

I decided it was best to stay inside, no point in going out now. I have enough food to last a week, and the zombies shouldn't bother me.

But its the nights that I worry about, I don't think I will be able to sleep. The only sleeping pills are these cruddy homeopathic ones, I could use a bottle of 'em and they wouldn't do stuff.

Desperate to hear from someone who is near me, I go on facebook. "No new notifications"

"Hmph, well that figures. A zombie apocalypse and no one has bothered to write on my wall to see if I am okay."

To be Continued

Considering i can't play l4d without spenny, I would have to find spenny. :D

Considering i can't play l4d without Miga, I would have to find Miga. :D

Considering i can't play l4d without mis hermanos, I would have to find mis hermanos. :D

isnt zombies are weak when they  see light?
oh well, If they are weak in light, in morning i should ask NASA to borrow their spaceship and move to mars! ALIENS HERE I GO!

a boat.
fishing road.
water purifier thingy.
boyfriend.
generator
sun tan lotion
Hey theeeeereee


FYI Zombies don't drown, they don't need oxygen. Also they typically float.