Minecraft Megathread; yeah its update 1.12 big whoop what about it

[viper30000]

I found a wolf on my house way on top of a mountain and it gave it a bone so we were friends.
Then he jumped everywhere and killed himself.
Then sad music started playing.


I am sad. :c

[Ad Bot]

[Flush535]

!
We're almost to 3000.

[Night Fox]

Cobwebs stop liquids, but you can walk through them :o

You mean like bamboo?

[Muffin]

You mean like bamboo?

Wait are cobwebs in 1.5?

[Captain Crazy]

Wait are cobwebs in 1.5?

Yeah. They slow you down but are only accessible with third-party hacking programs.

[Oasis]

Can't wait till spiders can trap you by shooting a web at you.

[Altered]

Can't wait till spiders can trap you by shooting a web at you.

Shouldn't there be a way to escape?

[Oasis]

Shouldn't there be a way to escape?

Yeah?

I probably would just slow you down though.

[Scream.]

Shouldn't there be a way to escape?

Maybe holdable torches
So you can hit the web and it burns up
o:

[Night Fox]

Maybe holdable torches
So you can hit the web and it burns up
o:

OCARINA OF TIME BUILD INCOMING.

[Scream.]

OCARINA OF TIME BUILD INCOMING.

I don't think I would enjoy an OOT build in minecraft
But I got the torch idea from it

[Night Fox]

I don't think I would enjoy an OOT build in minecraft

BLASPHEMY!

[Wehrmacht]

yea, get stuck in a web so supercharged creepers can forget your stuff up and you can't do jack

[Scream.]

BLASPHEMY!

I think I would enjoy The Great Deku Tree
But otherwise nop
Im more of a survivalist

[Demitiri]

#
# A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment:
#
#  EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION (0xc0000005) at pc=0x6c762d60, pid=2540, tid=4992
#
# JRE version: 6.0_24-b07
# Java VM: Java HotSpot(TM) Client VM (19.1-b02 mixed mode windows-x86 )
# Problematic frame:
# C  [OpenAL32.dll+0x32d60]
#
# If you would like to submit a bug report, please visit:
#   http://java.sun.com/webapps/bugreport/crash.jsp
# The crash happened outside the Java Virtual Machine in native code.
# See problematic frame for where to report the bug.
#

---------------  T H R E A D  ---------------

Current thread (0x4dadf800):  JavaThread "Thread-14" daemon [_thread_in_native, id=4992, stack(0x4eac0000,0x4eb10000)]

siginfo: ExceptionCode=0xc0000005, reading address 0x00000065

Registers:
EAX=0x522f0b10, EBX=0x522f0ae0, ECX=0x6c742299, EDX=0x00000000
ESP=0x4eb0f69d, EBP=0x4eb0f718, ESI=0x522f0b10, EDI=0x00000000
EIP=0x6c762d60, EFLAGS=0x00010202

Register to memory mapping:

EAX=0x522f0b10
0x522f0b10 is pointing to unknown location

EBX=0x522f0ae0
0x522f0ae0 is pointing to unknown location

ECX=0x6c742299
0x6c742299 is pointing to unknown location

EDX=0x00000000
0x00000000 is pointing to unknown location

ESP=0x4eb0f69d
0x4eb0f69d is pointing into the stack for thread: 0x4dadf800
"Thread-14" daemon prio=6 tid=0x4dadf800 nid=0x1380 sleeping[0x4eb0f000]
   java.lang.Thread.State: RUNNABLE

EBP=0x4eb0f718
0x4eb0f718 is pointing into the stack for thread: 0x4dadf800
"Thread-14" daemon prio=6 tid=0x4dadf800 nid=0x1380 sleeping[0x4eb0f000]
   java.lang.Thread.State: RUNNABLE

ESI=0x522f0b10
0x522f0b10 is pointing to unknown location

EDI=0x00000000
0x00000000 is pointing to unknown location


Top of Stack: (sp=0x4eb0f69d)
0x4eb0f69d:   006c73bd 10000000 00522f0b e0000000
0x4eb0f6ad:   00522f0a 00000000 10000000 00522f0b
0x4eb0f6bd:   00000000 00000000 c5000000 906c73a3
0x4eb0f6cd:   6c522f0a 446c753e 000000ac f8000000
0x4eb0f6dd:   004eb0f6 00000001 04000000 004eb0f7
0x4eb0f6ed:   00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000
0x4eb0f6fd:   00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000
0x4eb0f70d:   00000000 20000000 00d926f4 f4000000

Instructions: (pc=0x6c762d60)
0x6c762d50:   6f 6e 76 65 72 74 65 72 41 75 64 69 6f 29 00 44
0x6c762d60:   69 72 65 63 74 53 6f 75 6e 64 20 53 6f 66 74 77


Stack: [0x4eac0000,0x4eb10000],  sp=0x4eb0f69d,  free space=317k
Native frames: (J=compiled Java code, j=interpreted, Vv=VM code, C=native code)
C  [OpenAL32.dll+0x32d60]

Java frames: (J=compiled Java code, j=interpreted, Vv=VM code)
j  org.lwjgl.openal.ALC10.nalcOp enDevice(Ljava/lang/String;)J+0
j  org.lwjgl.openal.ALC10.alcOpe nDevice(Ljava/lang/String;)Lorg/lwjgl/openal/ALCdevice;+1
j  org.lwjgl.openal.AL.init(Ljava/lang/String;IIZZ)V+12
j  org.lwjgl.openal.AL.create(Ljava/lang/String;IIZZ)V+233
j  org.lwjgl.openal.AL.create(Ljava/lang/String;IIZ)V+5
j  org.lwjgl.openal.AL.create()V+6
j  paulscode.sound.libraries.Lib raryLWJGLOpenAL.init()V+2
j  paulscode.sound.SoundSystem.C ommandNewLibrary(Ljava/lang/Class;)V+260
j  paulscode.sound.SoundSystem.C ommandQueue(Lpaulscode/sound/CommandObject;)Z+1079
j  paulscode.sound.CommandThread .run()V+51
v  ~StubRoutines::call_stub

---------------  P R O C E S S  ---------------

Java Threads: ( => current thread )
  0x4dae0000 JavaThread "Thread-15" daemon [_thread_blocked, id=2548, stack(0x52000000,0x52050000)]
=>0x4dadf800 JavaThread "Thread-14" daemon [_thread_in_native, id=4992, stack(0x4eac0000,0x4eb10000)]
  0x4dadf400 JavaThread "Thread-12" daemon [_thread_in_native, id=1100, stack(0x51f70000,0x51fc0000)]
  0x4dadec00 JavaThread "Minecraft main thread" daemon [_thread_blocked, id=4516, stack(0x4ff00000,0x4ff50000)]
  0x4dade800 JavaThread "Timer hack thread" daemon [_thread_blocked, id=5088, stack(0x4fde0000,0x4fe30000)]
  0x4abfc400 JavaThread "TimerQueue" daemon [_thread_blocked, id=2008, stack(0x4ee30000,0x4ee80000)]
  0x4da35800 JavaThread "Keep-Alive-Timer" daemon [_thread_blocked, id=1552, stack(0x4eb50000,0x4eba0000)]
  0x4da28800 JavaThread "D3D Screen Updater" daemon [_thread_blocked, id=4340, stack(0x4d990000,0x4d9e0000)]
  0x01d09000 JavaThread "DestroyJavaVM" [_thread_blocked, id=4920, stack(0x01c50000,0x01ca0000)]
  0x4aaf3000 JavaThread "AWT-EventQueue-0" [_thread_blocked, id=3880, stack(0x4d6f0000,0x4d740000)]
  0x4aadcc00 JavaThread "AWT-Windows" daemon [_thread_in_native, id=3948, stack(0x4afb0000,0x4b000000)]
  0x4aadc000 JavaThread "AWT-Shutdown" [_thread_blocked, id=3668, stack(0x4af20000,0x4af70000)]
  0x4aab8000 JavaThread "Java2D Disposer" daemon [_thread_blocked, id=4820, stack(0x4ae80000,0x4aed0000)]
  0x023ca400 JavaThread "Low Memory Detector" daemon [_thread_blocked, id=4024, stack(0x4a970000,0x4a9c0000)]
  0x023bd800 JavaThread "CompilerThread0" daemon [_thread_blocked, id=3968, stack(0x4a8e0000,0x4a930000)]
  0x023bc800 JavaThread "Attach Listener" daemon [_thread_blocked, id=3608, stack(0x4a850000,0x4a8a0000)]
  0x023b9800 JavaThread "Signal Dispatcher" daemon [_thread_blocked, id=4296, stack(0x4a7c0000,0x4a810000)]
  0x0238ec00 JavaThread "Finalizer" daemon [_thread_blocked, id=4872, stack(0x4a730000,0x4a780000)]
  0x0238a400 JavaThread "Reference Handler" daemon [_thread_blocked, id=2564, stack(0x4a6a0000,0x4a6f0000)]

Other Threads:
  0x02385800 VMThread [stack: 0x4a610000,0x4a660000] [id=204]
  0x023cc000 WatcherThread [stack: 0x4aa00000,0x4aa50000] [id=2712]

VM state:not at safepoint (normal execution)

VM Mutex/Monitor currently owned by a thread: None

Heap
 def new generation   total 157248K, used 114839K [0x04480000, 0x0ef20000, 0x199d0000)
  eden space 139776K,  82% used [0x04480000, 0x0b4a5fe8, 0x0cd00000)
  from space 17472K,   0% used [0x0cd00000, 0x0cd00000, 0x0de10000)
  to   space 17472K,   0% used [0x0de10000, 0x0de10000, 0x0ef20000)
 tenured generation   total 349568K, used 0K [0x199d0000, 0x2ef30000, 0x44480000)
   the space 349568K,   0% used [0x199d0000, 0x199d0000, 0x199d0200, 0x2ef30000)
 compacting perm gen  total 15872K, used 15871K [0x44480000, 0x45400000, 0x48480000)
   the space 15872K,  99% used [0x44480000, 0x453ffc68, 0x453ffe00, 0x45400000)
No shared spaces configured.

Dynamic libraries:
0x00400000 - 0x00424000     C:\Program Files (x86)\Java\jre6\bin\javaw.exe
0x77b60000 - 0x77ce0000     C:\Windows\SysWOW64\ntdll.dll
0x76010000 - 0x76110000     C:\Windows\syswow64\kernel32.dll
0x76fe0000 - 0x77026000     C:\Windows\syswow64\KERNELBASE.dll
0x75730000 - 0x757d0000     C:\Windows\syswow64\ADVAPI32.dll
0x76e80000 - 0x76f2c000     C:\Windows\syswow64\msvcrt.dll
0x77420000 - 0x77439000     C:\Windows\SysWOW64\sechost.dll
0x77670000 - 0x77760000     C:\Windows\syswow64\RPCRT4.dll
0x756d0000 - 0x75730000     C:\Windows\syswow64\SspiCli.dll
0x756c0000 - 0x756cc000     C:\Windows\syswow64\CRYPTBASE.dll
0x75a30000 - 0x75b30000     C:\Windows\syswow64\USER32.dll
0x77440000 - 0x774d0000     C:\Windows\syswow64\GDI32.dll
0x76110000 - 0x7611a000     C:\Windows\syswow64\LPK.dll
0x758f0000 - 0x7598d000     C:\Windows\syswow64\USP10.dll
0x759a0000 - 0x75a00000     C:\Windows\system32\IMM32.DLL
0x77180000 - 0x7724c000     C:\Windows\syswow64\MSCTF.dll
0x7c340000 - 0x7c396000     C:\Program Files (x86)\Java\jre6\bin\msvcr71.dll
0x6d7f0000 - 0x6da96000     C:\Program Files (x86)\Java\jre6\bin\client\jvm.dll
0x73610000 - 0x73642000     C:\Windows\system32\WINMM.dll
0x74000000 - 0x7404b000     C:\Windows\system32\apphelp.dll
0x6d7a0000 - 0x6d7ac000     C:\Program Files (x86)\Java\jre6\bin\verify.dll
0x6d320000 - 0x6d33f000     C:\Program Files (x86)\Java\jre6\bin\java.dll
0x6d280000 - 0x6d288000     C:\Program Files (x86)\Java\jre6\bin\hpi.dll
0x77b30000 - 0x77b35000     C:\Windows\syswow64\PSAPI.DLL
0x6d7e0000 - 0x6d7ef000     C:\Program Files (x86)\Java\jre6\bin\zip.dll
0x6d000000 - 0x6d14a000     C:\Program Files (x86)\Java\jre6\bin\awt.dll
0x73f10000 - 0x73f61000     C:\Windows\system32\WINSPOOL.DRV
0x75eb0000 - 0x7600c000     C:\Windows\syswow64\ole32.dll
0x73860000 - 0x739fe000      C:\Windows\WinSxS\x86_microsoft.windows.common-controls_6595b64144ccf1df_6.0.7600.16661_none_420fe3fa2b8113bd\COMCTL32.dll
0x773c0000 - 0x77417000     C:\Windows\syswow64\SHLWAPI.dll
0x73840000 - 0x73853000     C:\Windows\system32\DWMAPI.DLL
0x73aa0000 - 0x73b20000     C:\Windows\system32\uxtheme.dll
0x76190000 - 0x76dd9000     C:\Windows\syswow64\shell32.dll
0x6d230000 - 0x6d27f000     C:\Program Files (x86)\Java\jre6\bin\fontmanager.dll
0x75210000 - 0x753d3000     C:\Windows\system32\d3d9.dll
0x73a90000 - 0x73a99000     C:\Windows\system32\VERSION.dll
0x75200000 - 0x75206000     C:\Windows\system32\d3d8thk.dll
0x71870000 - 0x7221b000     C:\Windows\system32\nvd3dum.dll
0x75150000 - 0x75175000     C:\Windows\system32\powrprof.dll
0x774d0000 - 0x7766d000     C:\Windows\syswow64\SETUPAPI.dll
0x770c0000 - 0x770e7000     C:\Windows\syswow64\CFGMGR32.dll
0x77030000 - 0x770bf000     C:\Windows\syswow64\OLEAUT32.dll
0x773a0000 - 0x773b2000     C:\Windows\syswow64\DEVOBJ.dll
0x6d600000 - 0x6d613000     C:\Program Files (x86)\Java\jre6\bin\net.dll
0x75c70000 - 0x75ca5000     C:\Windows\syswow64\WS2_32.dll
0x75990000 - 0x75996000     C:\Windows\syswow64\NSI.dll
0x73e90000 - 0x73ecc000     C:\Windows\system32\mswsock.dll
0x73e10000 - 0x73e16000     C:\Windows\System32\wship6.dll
0x6d620000 - 0x6d629000     C:\Program Files (x86)\Java\jre6\bin\nio.dll
0x73e80000 - 0x73e85000     C:\Windows\System32\wshtcpip.dll
0x73e30000 - 0x73e74000     C:\Windows\system32\DNSAPI.dll
0x74140000 - 0x7415c000     C:\Windows\system32\IPHLPAPI.DLL
0x74130000 - 0x74137000     C:\Windows\system32\WINNSI.DLL
0x735d0000 - 0x735e6000     C:\Windows\system32\CRYPTSP.dll
0x73590000 - 0x735cb000     C:\Windows\system32\rsaenh.dll
0x74170000 - 0x74187000     C:\Windows\system32\USERENV.dll
0x74160000 - 0x7416b000     C:\Windows\system32\profapi.dll
0x73dd0000 - 0x73de0000     C:\Windows\system32\NLAapi.dll
0x73d50000 - 0x73d58000     C:\Windows\System32\winrnr.dll
0x73d40000 - 0x73d50000     C:\Windows\system32\napinsp.dll
0x73e20000 - 0x73e26000     C:\Windows\system32\rasadhlp.dll
0x73d20000 - 0x73d32000     C:\Windows\system32\pnrpnsp.dll
0x73ce0000 - 0x73d18000     C:\Windows\System32\fwpuclnt.dll
0x6d780000 - 0x6d788000     C:\Program Files (x86)\Java\jre6\bin\sunmscapi.dll
0x757d0000 - 0x758ec000     C:\Windows\syswow64\CRYPT32.dll
0x76180000 - 0x7618c000     C:\Windows\syswow64\MSASN1.dll
0x4fe30000 - 0x4fe9b000     C:\Users\The Spie\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\bin\natives\lwjgl.dll
0x6d450000 - 0x6d518000     C:\Windows\system32\OPENGL32.dll
0x4ff50000 - 0x4ff72000     C:\Windows\system32\GLU32.dll
0x726a0000 - 0x72787000     C:\Windows\system32\DDRAW.dll
0x73140000 - 0x73146000     C:\Windows\system32\DCIMAN32.dll
0x6d350000 - 0x6d356000     C:\Program Files (x86)\Java\jre6\bin\jawt.dll
0x69500000 - 0x6a37a000     C:\Windows\system32\nvoglv32.DLL
0x76f30000 - 0x76f5d000     C:\Windows\syswow64\WINTRUST.dll
0x50a50000 - 0x50a63000     C:\Users\The Spie\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\bin\natives\jinput-dx8.dll
0x6c860000 - 0x6c890000     C:\Windows\system32\DINPUT8.dll
0x51e40000 - 0x51e49000     C:\Windows\system32\HID.DLL
0x51f00000 - 0x51f12000     C:\Users\The Spie\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\bin\natives\jinput-raw.dll
0x6c730000 - 0x6c859000     C:\Users\The Spie\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\bin\natives\OpenAL32.dll
0x75180000 - 0x751f2000     C:\Windows\system32\dsound.dll
0x770f0000 - 0x77173000     C:\Windows\syswow64\CLBCatQ.DLL
0x74370000 - 0x743a9000     C:\Windows\System32\MMDevApi.dll
0x73740000 - 0x73835000     C:\Windows\System32\PROPSYS.dll
0x736a0000 - 0x736d0000     C:\Windows\system32\wdmaud.drv
0x747c0000 - 0x747c4000     C:\Windows\system32\ksuser.dll
0x73690000 - 0x73697000     C:\Windows\system32\AVRT.dll
0x73520000 - 0x73556000     C:\Windows\system32\AUDIOSES.DLL
0x73680000 - 0x73688000     C:\Windows\system32\msacm32.drv
0x75130000 - 0x75144000     C:\Windows\system32\MSACM32.dll
0x73670000 - 0x73677000     C:\Windows\system32\midimap.dll

VM Arguments:
jvm_args: -Xms512m -Xmx1024m
java_command: C:\Users\The Spie\Desktop\Minecraft.exe
Launcher Type: SUN_STANDARD

Environment Variables:
PATH=C:\Windows\system32;C:\Windows;C:\Windows\System32\Wbem;C:\Windows\System32\WindowsPowerShell\v1.0\;C:\Program  Files (x86)\Microsoft SQL Server\80\Tools\Binn\;C:\Program  Files\TortoiseSVN\bin;C:\Program Files (x86)\Java\jre6\bin
USERNAME=The Spie
OS=Windows_NT
PROCESSOR_IDENTIFIER=Intel64 Family 6 Model 23 Stepping 10, GenuineIntel



---------------  S Y S T E M  ---------------

OS: Windows 7 Build 7600

CPU:total 2 (2 cores per cpu, 1 threads per core) family 6 model 23  stepping 10, cmov, cx8, fxsr, mmx, sse, sse2, sse3, ssse3, sse4.1

Memory: 4k page, physical 4193528k(1564116k free), swap 8385160k(5197100k free)

vm_info: Java HotSpot(TM) Client VM (19.1-b02) for windows-x86 JRE  (1.6.0_24-b07), built on Feb  2 2011 17:44:41 by "java_re" with MS VC++  7.1 (VS2003)

time: Wed Apr 20 19:30:46 2011
elapsed time: 7 seconds

What does it mean? And how do I fix it?