Minecraft Megathread; yeah its update 1.12 big whoop what about it

[Hifin]

Totally needs uranium

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[kiwibear]

Nuclear bombs.

[skill4life]

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE.

[masterockets]

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE.

ARE YOU ON THE BALL?
GET ON THE BALL
THE OXYCLEAN BALL!

[kiwibear]

+ Caves are much more interesting now, specifically:
    + Rooms now have 1-5 exits, instead of just 1, making natural hubs.
    + Caves are even more regional, with truly swiss cheese areas being possible (but rare)
    + Springs (water and lava) are more common
    + Increased variety in tunnel thickness, increasing the odds of branches
    + Added natural gravel and dirt under ground for more varied caves
+ Made surface springs more common. Surface lava springs are possible, but uncommon
+ Lava + water = rock
+ Lava springs never spread. You can pick them up with buckets, but never clone them.
+ Lava spring + water = obsidian
+ Getting the player stuck inside ground will obscure the view and slowly suffocate the player
* Water flows nicer, making it easier to make water slides
* Fixed a few bugs in liquid spreading code
* Fixed invisible waterfalls
* Made massive tweaks to the pending tile tick logic (used for liquids and fire), quite possibly fixing a crash bug

Lava spring + water = obsidian

Obsidian guys, what will we use it for?

[Cheemo]

Obsidian guys, what will we use it for?

you can't pick it up

[kiwibear]

you can't pick it up

asfgawfdg

[Chriz]

Obsidian guys, what will we use it for?

you can actually use it to mold out indestructable walls if you had enough time on your hands.

[Tingalz]

There should be a mob like the creeper, but instead of exploding as it's special attack it sets everything around it on fire.

[Hifin]

There should be a mob like the creeper, but instead of exploding as it's special attack it sets everything around it on fire.

Oh lord

[Chriz]

There should be a mob like the creeper, but instead of exploding as it's special attack it sets everything around it on fire.

oh sweet jesus no :C

I one time made a house completely out of burnables. :D

[Hifin]

I'm gonna make a fort out of wool someday.

[Chriz]

I'm gonna make a fort out of wool someday.

I had a chest full of wool. :o

[Kobewarrior]

Obsidian guys, what will we use it for?

Obsidian Armor and items?

[Makingblah]

Obsidian Armor and items?

No, that would be a bit OTT super-diamond like. Also too easy to make. (the obsidian brick takes about 1 minute of mining with a diamond pickaxe, and isn't even destructable with hands..)