Minecraft Megathread; yeah its update 1.12 big whoop what about it

[Tingalz]

Slew*

No, it's slayed. You're just handicapped.

[Ad Bot]

[Man 2]

No, it's slayed. You're just handicapped.

This is the 12th century. It's slew.

[Hifin]

http://brocraft.net/minecraft.html Multiplayer is being stream!

Currently lonely people trying to be nice to a girl

[OneWithFire]

Ur all handicaps, its slain.

I HATH SLAIN THE ENTIRE HORD

[Ector]

When I wandered into my first natural cave I thought http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOIjzmMZi_s

[Cheemo]

Slew*

:u

Ur all handicaps, its slain.

I HATH SLAIN THE ENTIRE HORD

Slain = past participle
Slew = past tense

[Nepthan]

Grammar national socialists, all of you.

[OneWithFire]

Grammar national socialists, all of you.

I shall come for you too.

Watch your I's and E's.

[Man 2]

Grammar national socialists, all of you.

Thank you for spelling GRAMMAR correctly. Most people get it wrong.

[Fizzles]

Watch your I's and E's.

I BEFORE E
EXCEPT AFTER C

[Niblic]

Okay, this is stupid.

I keep trying to make a cobblestone factory but the water is faster and it turns the lava into obsidian.

[Dr.Block]

Okay, this is stupid.

I keep trying to make a cobblestone factory but the water is faster and it turns the lava into obsidian.

Get a diamond pickax.
Mine the obsidian.
Build a wall out of it.

The only truly effective security system for when MP comes out.

[Nepthan]

Okay, this is stupid.

I keep trying to make a cobblestone factory but the water is faster and it turns the lava into obsidian.

You need to do something like this

|L  
  |   W|
  |_|


or


|L      W|
  |    |
  |_ _|

[OneWithFire]

Get a diamond pickax.
Mine the obsidian.
Build a wall out of it.

The only truly effective security system for when MP comes out.

But other players can mine it bro

[Dr.Block]

Yeah, but it takes an insanely long time.