Minecraft Megathread; yeah its update 1.12 big whoop what about it

[Menen]

I live in Mississippi, a conglomeration of hick towns

I live in Hick Town, Nevada. Where going out to a fine restaurant means putting on those muddy jeans and ripped t-shirt you wore yesterday.

[Ad Bot]

[Messes]

Soy de illinois.

[nienhaus1]

Soy de illinois.

Granite Illinois

[aml]

McKinney, Texas.


Don't rape me :c

[CC]

So I found a cave with a fork in the path.
I go to the left, ogm zombie dungeon
I go to the right, ogm zombie dungeon
I'm outside exploring about 5 minutes later, ogm zombie dungeon
3 dungeons and not 1 record :(

[Regulith]

nobody at my school knows about it, and probably won't forever.

because everyone in the south is so loving anti-computer

Nobody in my school knows anything about computers and thus will never find this game

I suggested someone use Ctrl F to find something today and my whole (Senior) class was like "OMG WTF THAT'S SOOOO COOL HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT COMPUTERS?!"

[Menen]

So I found a cave with a fork in the path.
I go to the left, ogm zombie dungeon
I go to the right, ogm zombie dungeon
I'm outside exploring about 5 minutes later, ogm zombie dungeon
3 dungeons and not 1 record :(

Dungeon Records are scary anyways. Creeper Records are better

[Jacob/Lee]

Oh look, some nice, friendly spiders in the sunlight!
*walks over to the spiders*
*spiders walk under a darkness level 1 tile and turn hostile*
Oh my god, what the forget! I thought we were cool, spiders!

[Menen]

Oh look, some nice, friendly spiders in the sunlight!
*walks over to the spiders*
*spiders walk under a darkness level 1 tile and turn hostile*
Oh my god, what the forget! I thought we were cool, spiders!

SPiders are bipolar

[nienhaus1]

SPiders are bipolar

So, so true

[Fizzles]

Nobody in my school knows anything about computers and thus will never find this game

I suggested someone use Ctrl F to find something today and my whole (Senior) class was like "OMG WTF THAT'S SOOOO COOL HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT COMPUTERS?!"

lol
I was considering suggesting that to my teacher but was afraid of people paying attention to me.

[kanew2000]

I want to find a different server than heal's,oasis just got loving overprotective of his little town,thinks he's better than the host himself,and uses admin abilities like no other and gets mad when sham,another admin,uses tnt

[Menen]

I want to find a different server than heal's,oasis just got loving overprotective of his little town,thinks he's better than the host himself,and uses admin abilities like no other and gets mad when sham,another admin,uses tnt

YOU ARE IN MY TOWN NOW DIE

[nienhaus1]

I need some one to host a sever for me :(

[Fizzles]

oasis just got loving overprotective

WHAT A TWIST