Well time to find a floooating ilaand
eat 15 microwave roasted garlic heads
play videogames for 2 hours
enter gamestop
start farting
fart near two girls
terrible smell
girls notice and get away
fart next to an obese guy
realize he didnt notice
fart vigorously at his side
a little noise is perceptible
guys says "what the hell"
looks disgusted at me
he goes in the counter direction
continue farting at random spots
clerk approaches me
says "hey, have you no shame?"
grab some air, releases an explosive fart
stuffed in my pants
he grabs my arm and pushes me to the exit
continue farting as hes pushing me
he says "stop that"
leave gamestop victoriously