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Author Topic: Minecraft Megathread; yeah its update 1.12 big whoop what about it  (Read 6758443 times)

How did you get to be on a deserted island? A wizard did it. You were a powerful adventurer who knew too much, and the commissioned chancellor arch-mage decided to strip you of your powers and banish you to uncharted lands.

It turns out that not only did he strip you, he is summoning powerful enemies to kill you since he can't directly do it.

Redstone is powered by magic. Your character learns power by nature. The armor you wear is bound by magic to help stop projectiles and cripple your falls. You don't use the diamond directly, but more as using the integrity to bound a magic armor or magic tools for your character. In real life, Diamond NEVER breaks.

How does you character get off? Eventually he will use the diamonds he found to construct an airship to escape, but then the archmage decides that you're too powerful and risks his life to destroy you.

In the end you escape back to minecraftia, confront the king and you are freed under oath that the monsters will never be summoned to attack you again.


After the entire adventure, yes your character is a wizard.

The arch-mage kills himself trying to kill you.


update delayed, powered rails.


sounds fun.

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1.5 next week!

We were aiming at releasing 1.5 this week, but no. There’s been significant feature creep (we’ve got powered rails now, and lightning hitting a pig will turn it into a zombie pigman), so we don’t have time to get it out this week.

But next week!

Oh please, I hope powered rails means that carts can go uphill. Please, please, please.

Oh please, I hope powered rails means that carts can go uphill. Please, please, please.
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Oh please, I hope powered rails means that carts can go uphill. Please, please, please.

Or they could be boosters that make you go faster in the direction the minecart is going.


I AM A DWARF AND I'M DIGGING A HOLE
DIGGY DIGGY HOLE


Try making the beard a bit lighter, right now it's quite hard to distinguish it from the skin.

But it's still very good, and you did great on it.

I can't wait for weather.


Nice screenshot from 2009 br- Wait a second...

Nice screenshot from 2009 br- Wait a second...
his computer took him back in time
or his computer clock is a dumbass