Minecraft Megathread; yeah its update 1.12 big whoop what about it

[Night Fox]

You're welcome Babycakes.

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[Jacob 123456789]

Dropshock to the rescue!

[Masterlegodude]

is that a lovey moustache

Goatee



So i start a world, i got digging into the caves for two hours which felt like 3 - 4 hours, i was looking for Obsidian and Lava, i found the end of the world, Lapis, Diamonds, Gold and Water, i'm lost in the caves for most of the 2 hours i spent digging around, i went through 5 Stone Pickaxes and 2 and a half Iron Pickaxes, my inventory was mostly Stone blocks, i head towards the surface in hopes that i'm in a new area entirely, but when i see the light, i get all excited, come out, climb the mountain, nearby, but then i get a feeling of having been here before, feeling disturbed over this, i continue to climb the mountain, and when i reach the top, i realize the sad truth... i'm back at the spawn area where i first started the cave, i even saw the small pumpkin patch that was near my cave's entrance from atop the mountain


HOW DID I GO IN A 2 HOUR LONG CIRCLE?! I TOOK TURNS EVERYWHERE, I WENT UP, I WENT DOWN, I WENT IN TWELVE DIRECTIONS AT ONCE!

[Oasis]

Looking forward to the updates that will come out this summer.

[viper30000]

Sorry if I'm being a slowpoke but does anyone know what the secret Friday update is suppose to be?

[Blockoman]

Looking forward to the updates that will come out this summer.

Painterly update is out, incase you missed it. Just lettin' ya know.

Edit: wow, Notch is terrible at bug-fixing.
Looking at the wiki, there are like 3 new bugs made for each attempt to fix a previous bug. For example...

Problem: When crouching and leaving a world, if you load that world the player will be stuck in the ground.
"Solution:" The player is moved up a bit if crouching when quitting a world.
New Problem: If there's a block above the player when this happens, the player will take damage.

Problem: Boats travel at high speeds through waterfalls
"Solution:" Boats don't float as fast
New Problem: If a boat sinks, it won't bounce back up.

There are like 10 of these...

[Nickelob Ultra]

I'm hoping Notch gets around to fixing the server bug asafp today.

[shafin25]

Sorry if I'm being a slowpoke but does anyone know what the secret Friday update is suppose to be?

Dude, there's no such thing as a seeeecret friday update anymore.

[Funnelcakes]

I'm hoping Notch gets around to fixing the server bug asafp today.

What server bug

[BlockoCrafter]

What server bug

I think it's the nether giving major lag.

[Kevdude]

Later, after I died, I went to pick up my stuff from there...

NOT ONE BONE

[fred da kiko]

Sorry if I'm being a slowpoke but does anyone know what the secret Friday update is suppose to be?

it was v 1.6 and it came out on thursday afternoon, friday in europe.

[Dr.Block]

I found this in a cave near bedrock level recently.

[Kevdude]

I found this in a cave near bedrock level recently.
-snip-

The flower was there too?

[Dr.Block]

The flower was there too?

Yes.