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is minecraft dead

yes
270 (61.6%)
no
168 (38.4%)

Total Members Voted: 437

Author Topic: Minecraft Megathread; yeah its update 1.12 big whoop what about it  (Read 6744850 times)

Its not really a trick. This just allows Minecraft to use more memory.
Realtime may kill you.

I found a cool trick, I maybe VERY LATE!

Minecraft runs slow for you? Then do this, this MAY not work for all computers:

step 1 open minecraft on login page
step 2 do Ctrl + Alt + Delete
step 3 Right click minecraft and click on go to process
step 4 right click javaw.exe
step 5 set priority to high
step 6 play minecraft

Achtung!
Following this advice may royally butforget your CPU and slow your background (A.K.A Vitally important) processes to a veritable crawl, follow at your own risk.

Achtung!
Following this advice may royally butforget your CPU and slow your background (A.K.A Vitally important) processes to a veritable crawl, follow at your own risk.
What else was it supposed to do?

What else was it supposed to do?

Well, it was intended for it to just regularly buttforget the CPU, but it evolved into a royal buttforget

I found a cool trick, I maybe VERY LATE!

Minecraft runs slow for you? Then do this, this MAY not work for all computers:

step 1 open minecraft on login page
step 2 do Ctrl + Alt + Delete
step 3 Right click minecraft and click on go to process
step 4 right click javaw.exe
step 5 set priority to high
step 6 play minecraft
If you're stupid, you will likely do this and allow the complication of other processes on your computer.


forget! A skele killed me outside my house when i was returning from a nearby cave becuase i was attacked by a SKELE there but i got my items back and a creeper almost blew up my farm.

forget! A skele killed me outside my house when i was returning from a nearby cave becuase i was attacked by a SKELE there but i got my items back and a creeper almost blew up my farm.
what?

what?
A skele attacked me in the cave, knocking me down to half a heart, then a skele shot me and killed me when i just looked outside quickly in my home. After i got my items back, A creeper almost blew up behind my fence.

Well, it was intended for it to just regularly buttforget the CPU, but it evolved into a royal buttforget
Im going to run the most memory hogging programs (Ex. Terraria, and Minecraft) and set them to real time.
For the hell of it.

Does anyone have a texture pack that has all the default textures?
Minecraft forums search thingy kinda sucks...

Im going to run the most memory hogging programs (Ex. Terraria, and Minecraft) and set them to real time.
For the hell of it.
Lol'd

Does anyone have a texture pack that has all the default textures?
Minecraft forums search thingy kinda sucks...
re-download the game and remove the texture pack from the new download

Gah, leveling better by optional. If I wanted to do something repeatedly to do something else repeatedly, I'd play Runescape.

Gah, leveling better by optional. If I wanted to do something repeatedly to do something else repeatedly, I'd play Runescape.
i remember when runescape was about adventure...... anyway, i want to make an underground militaristic community, anyone willing to join me?

also, apparently the leveling comes in the form of orbs that you find scattered around the land and in caves, that's why it's called "adventure" update not "grinding" update.