Minecraft Megathread; yeah its update 1.12 big whoop what about it

[KadeBL_ID12958]

There should be a mod where you have to upkeep things like hygiene; You have to eventually start showering, or you'll start attracting any nearby mobs (example;increasing detection radius) and it'll make your screen look a bit dirty. (sort of the same way pumpkins obstruct your vision a bit) and you'd need a toothbrush, or your mouth will get all disgusting and (maybe eventually) you will be unable to eat food until you can get your teeth brushed.

then there could be a toilet but there's really no point as that can't hurt you in any way except for hurting your ass

there could be different types of showers to increase efficiency, and you could just as well jump in a lake for a bath, but with less improvement

toothpaste could have maybe a few different things added to the world, such as (some toothpastes use seaweed extracts) seaweed, (i don't know how you'd get baking soda though, so this idea is a WIP.)

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[Kingdaro]

^i lol'd.

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How about if you don't stuff in a real month's time your ass explodes and you get 9 hearts of damage.

[MegaScientifical]

Is there an estimated month of completion for full Minecraft?

It's been set for a long time not to launch with Minecon November 18th.

There should be a mod where you have to upkeep things like hygiene; You have to eventually start showering, or you'll start attracting any nearby mobs (example;increasing detection radius) and it'll make your screen look a bit dirty. (sort of the same way pumpkins obstruct your vision a bit) and you'd need a toothbrush, or your mouth will get all disgusting and (maybe eventually) you will be unable to eat food until you can get your teeth brushed.

then there could be a toilet but there's really no point as that can't hurt you in any way except for hurting your ass

there could be different types of showers to increase efficiency, and you could just as well jump in a lake for a bath, but with less improvement

toothpaste could have maybe a few different things added to the world, such as (some toothpastes use seaweed extracts) seaweed, (i don't know how you'd get baking soda though, so this idea is a WIP.)

If I new more about Minecraft's files, I might have been able to make that. As it stands, with all the oversimplified class file names, I'm not taking on a task with s little guidance. Nor would I care to learn. XD

How about if you don't stuff in a real month's time your ass explodes and you get 9 hearts of damage.

That happens within 24 hours of a burrito party.

[KadeBL_ID12958]

How about if you don't stuff in a real month's time your ass explodes and you get 9 hearts of damage.

^i lol'd.

also mega, i kinda wanna learn. but i have no idea where or how to learn or anything of the matter

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http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/96862-creating-mods-modding-tutorials-21511/

We should form an amateur modding group.

[MegaScientifical]

I say what! old chaps, GameChap'n'Bertie here! YES! I say, we're examining the rather spiffing HYGIENE Mod by the group Blocklanders Anonymous! My word, I believe I haven't been keeping up on mine. Well, yes Bertie, I could very well smell you from here!

[KadeBL_ID12958]

I say what! old chaps, GameChap'n'Bertie here! YES! I say, we're examining the rather spiffing HYGIENE Mod by the group Blocklanders Anonymous! My word, I save I haven't been keeping up on mine. Well, yes Bertie, I could very well smell you from here!

oh god lol. i like bertie's line, where he goes YEAH

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I say what! old chaps, GameChap'n'Bertie here! YES! I say, we're examining the rather spiffing HYGIENE Mod by the group Blocklanders Anonymous! My word, I save I haven't been keeping up on mine. Well, yes Bertie, I could very well smell you from here!

Not Blocklanders Anonymous, something cooler.

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[Blockoman]

I say what! old chaps, GameChap'n'Bertie here! YES! I say, we're examining the rather spiffing HYGIENE Mod by the group Blocklanders Anonymous! My word, I believe I haven't been keeping up on mine. Well, yes Bertie, I could very well smell you from here!

I say, you stink rather like a jolly pig, my chap!
(Bertie does a spiffing imitation of a pig)
Yes yes, very good. Now why don't you go wash yourself?

[MegaScientifical]

Would it be possible to make a mob where a player's skin is modified with stuff like dirt marks, anyway? :o

[Ector]

Would it be possible to make a mob where a player's skin is modified with stuff like dirt marks, anyway? :o

Like have it so in SMP, the player is visibly dirty?
waitwait I just got an idea.
Playing off of Kade's idea, in SMP, the less hygienic you are, the greater chance that you will catch an illness, and subsequently be able to spread it to other players. The way to find out who to condemn is by that their playermodel is coated with dirt and filth.

[KadeBL_ID12958]

Would it be possible to make a mob where a player's skin is modified with stuff like dirt marks, anyway? :o

like ector said, but to make it affect you a bit more, (you know how the pumpkin takes off a bit of view from your screen when you wear it) like the pumpkin, but more directly. not to the sides only

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Dirty screen

SO REAL

Seriously, why would being dirty make your sight diminish?