Minecraft Megathread; yeah its update 1.12 big whoop what about it

[Brickman]

I will masturbate to someone's picture all night if they can record themselves killing the dragon without creative.

oh god i think that would keep people from doing your request.

[Ad Bot]

[KadeBL_ID12958]

progress

:3

hardest 7 wool and 2 metal blocks i've ever retrieved

[Brickman]

What do the signs say?

[MegaScientifical]

Not to be an ass, but you do know it's obvious you shouldn't touch lava droplets.

You do realize that droplets of liquids coming through the ceiling have no effect on the player? I know what he's talking about: There's some new liquid physics, and when he stops lava, it finishes flowing before disappearing. I was mining around a lava pool I turned into obsidian, and accidentally started placing Obsidian to block it. Then the lava leaked out before I finished blocking it, and it filled the area I was in, setting me on fire. I barely made it to my nearby chest to dump my diamond pick before it got me. Try it in Creative: Create boxed in stagnant lava, let it flow, stop the source. It flows out pretty far before stopping.

How forgeted up is my audio?

http://mirror.dataorb.net/sample.mp3 (12s long)

This sounds normal to me. Too loud or quiet for you? Let me know.

Also a sneak peak of the text-to-speech ending narrative.

It's a tiny bit low, but then again everything I hear sounds loud at more than 12 volume. Stereo Mix never works because I have to deafen myself for it to pick up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hTW9yFOwYE&feature=channel_video_title

I totally just got eyeforgeted.

oh god i think that would keep people from doing your request.

I'm sure a majority of the males on Blockland would love a girl masturbating to them.

[KadeBL_ID12958]

What do the signs say?

all the wool colors i have to go through the cavern to find
just this took me all day, vechs is an ass :D


edit: wtf skate banned me
i didn't do anything >:O

[Jorgur]

Join brickybob's server:
99.1.247.11

Vanilla survival.

[Skateaton]

all the wool colors i have to go through the cavern to find
just this took me all day, vechs is an ass :D


edit: wtf skate banned me
i didn't do anything >:O

you griefed, thats what my console tells me
CONSOLE DUS NUT LOIE

[Supersylox]

Am I the only one feeling like there's a metric forgetton of stuff left out of the story notch told us about the yogscast?

No

Simon and Lewis will probably fill us in on what really happened when they get back to the UK

[Nickelob Ultra]

Building a town on the floating island.

Rules are:
NOT ALLOWED TO LEAVE THE ISLAND - I can't stress this enough. The whole point of the server is to use the island, if you're not going to use it I wont bother hosting
NO GRIEFING
Contribute to our town. In a way. A statue or sommink

save pls

[KadeBL_ID12958]

you griefed, thats what my console tells me
CONSOLE DUS NUT LOIE

wtf

this doesn't make sense ;_;

I joined, and i flew over your plaza. the tnt must have already been there, because i never touched a tnt block the entire time i joined. it blew up, and i got blamed. i didn't blow anything up, i was there for less than 4 minutes.

if i did it, please tell me how i can
1 open a hole in your plaza
2 get into it
3 rape tnt all over
4 set up a way to trigger it
5 get out and cover it up

in less then 4 minutes. CAUSE I DIDN'T

also i never touched any levers, buttons, pressure plates, or anything related to redstone in any way. except for a door or two.

[Mega-Bear]

if i did it, please tell me how i can
1 open a hole in your plaza
2 get into it
3 rape tnt all over
4 set up a way to trigger it
5 get out and cover it up

in less then 4 minutes. CAUSE I DIDN'T

maybe your a hack er

[KadeBL_ID12958]

maybe your a hack er

hurr
may b
u nevr no

...

[?]

It wasn't kade, it was whoever happyman was. I saw him spamming the TNT and redstone.

[Watcher In The Myst]

wtf

this doesn't make sense ;_;

I joined, and i flew over your plaza. the tnt must have already been there, because i never touched a tnt block the entire time i joined. it blew up, and i got blamed. i didn't blow anything up, i was there for less than 4 minutes.

if i did it, please tell me how i can
1 open a hole in your plaza
2 get into it
3 rape tnt all over
4 set up a way to trigger it
5 get out and cover it up

in less then 4 minutes. CAUSE I DIDN'T

also i never touched any levers, buttons, pressure plates, or anything related to redstone in any way. except for a door or two.

Kade, what's your name, I'll unban you, server was griefed to stuff though.

[Flush535]

How forgeted up is my audio?

http://mirror.dataorb.net/sample.mp3 (12s long)

This sounds normal to me. Too loud or quiet for you? Let me know.

Also a sneak peak of the text-to-speech ending narrative.

A little too quiet.