Minecraft Megathread; yeah its update 1.12 big whoop what about it

[fred da kiko]

i've followed the exact instructions on installation on the topic, watched 5 different step by step installation guides, and have even tried using mc patcher to install all the files, and yet i keep getting the same god damn message, even though it seems like this only happens on my computer. i can't even copy the error message because mc closes itself before i have enough time to go ctrl+a ctrl+c. 
i may be bitching, but i'm so frustrated with this stuff that i almost threw my mouse after seeing an other error message.

EDIT: these are brand new .jars with nothing added in, although i have removed META-INF.

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[Fracture]

i've followed the exact instructions on installation on the topic, watched 5 different step by step installation guides, and have even tried using mc patcher to install all the files, and yet i keep getting the same god damn message, even though it seems like this only happens on my computer. i can't even copy the error message because mc closes itself before i have enough time to go ctrl+a ctrl+c. 
i may be bitching, but i'm so frustrated with this stuff that i almost threw my mouse after seeing an other error message.

EDIT: these are brand new .jars with nothing added in, although i have removed META-INF.

This makes no sense to me.
Ive never had a problem with Modloader, not once.

[Kalphiter]

Conclusion: Minecraft modding sucks

[dkamm65]

Conclusion: Minecraft modding sucks

Correction: Minecraft modding sucks if you're mentally impaired

[Fracture]

Well.
It will suck until the API comes out.

[fred da kiko]

Correction: Minecraft modding sucks if you're mentally impaired

>legitimate problems installing essential mod
>"you're mentally impaired"
>solved nothing

i'll get sweden on the phone and tell them you deserve a nobel prize.

[MegaScientifical]

Mentally impaired = Can't run basic program to do these things? That's Monetarily Impaired.

[fred da kiko]

it's not that i can't run a basic program to download this, it's that something in my computer is either stopping the files from all downloading or there's something loving up my minecraft. there's no way that this can just not work on my computer. either way, i'm now going to try with a whole new minecraft folder, freshly downloaded from minecraft.net.

[Mr. Jelly]

As long as we're talking about Modloader

how to install it, I'm daft

[Kingdaro]

http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/939149-launcher-magic-launcher-097-mods-options-news/

use this

[dkamm65]

http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/939149-launcher-magic-launcher-097-mods-options-news/

use this

This x1000.

You literally havw to do nothing more than put the raw Modloader zip you downloaded and navigate to it from within the launcher. Everything else is handled or you.

[Jacob 123456789]

This x1000.

You literally havw to do nothing more than put the raw Modloader zip you downloaded and navigate to it from within the launcher. Everything else is handled or you.

TYPOS EVERYWHERE

ACTIVATING OCD MODE

[Mr. Jelly]

Can I use MCPatcher?

[fred da kiko]

i just used mc patcher on the brand new mc everything, and it loaded up fine. wether that's because it didn't load at all or because some random file was raping my game, i'm yet to find out.

[IkeTheGeneric]

i've followed the exact instructions on installation on the topic, watched 5 different step by step installation guides, and have even tried using mc patcher to install all the files, and yet i keep getting the same god damn message, even though it seems like this only happens on my computer. i can't even copy the error message because mc closes itself before i have enough time to go ctrl+a ctrl+c.  
i may be bitching, but i'm so frustrated with this stuff that i almost threw my mouse after seeing an other error message.

EDIT: these are brand new .jars with nothing added in, although i have removed META-INF.

If you followed the tutorials correctly, you should have gotten it right.

Odd.