I hate to say it, but it's looking a lot like *looks around to see if anybody is watching* RUNESCAPE!
(A brief moment in Runescape)

:Wazzup noob

:Hi, im new to the game, what's your name?

:Want me to get you lvl 60 mining?

:Wow really? Sure! But how?

:Just gimme your password and log out for a few minutes

:Wow, thanks Mr.!
Account:Pandaman289
Password:bamboo

:So when do you think I can log back in?
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:Never, NOOB! AHAHAHA! *runs off into the distance and hits a tree*
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:Ohhhh, FIDDLESTICKS!