Author Topic: Half a tick... IN MY loving NADS?!  (Read 17346 times)

I might be getting them from my dog, but my dad lives in the woods and I was just there. I'm pretty much guessing a tick decided to jump off some grass onto my foot, run a marathon up my leg, and suck my nuts.

I might be getting them from my dog, but my dad lives in the woods and I was just there. I'm pretty much guessing a tick decided to jump off some grass onto my foot, run a marathon up my leg, and suck my nuts.

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Your supposed to put nail polish on the tick so it can't breath and will take it's head out so you can remove it


before anything a fast way to get rid of ticks is to light a match, blow it out, and rub it on the bastard. once that match goes cold and if hes still on light another

vaseline on your balls when a tick gets in there, that's what i hear

but when you pick them out, you have to go in

sucks to be you :(

before anything a fast way to get rid of ticks is to light a match, blow it out, and rub it on the bastard. once that match goes cold and if hes still on light another

Its on his nads.

I might be getting them from my dog
WHAT THE HELL.  That's all I read.


Your supposed to put nail polish on the tick so it can't breath and will take it's head out so you can remove it
NAIL POLISH IS FOR YUPPIES.

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all dem ticks in my yard wanna give me some head,
then they get tired and make my balls their bed.

Every year, Robo noob makes an epic topic about him having to go to the doctor because of something that includes his privates.

Last time it was brown town probe, this time it's ticks on your nads.  This stuff is just great reading :3


Jesus tittyloving Christ. What is up with tiny ass ticks latching on to my damned sac? In the past month or so, there's been around 4 ticks (like tiny deer ticks) who are embeded in my scrotum, before which, there was another tick latched on to the head of my rooster. Anyway, about half an hour ago, my balls started to itch. When I went to scratch my itchy nuts, I felt a bump. I instantainiously whipped out my frank and beans to see the deal. Apparently there was a small tick halfway inside of my nutsack, right where it meets the base of the wanker. I walk into the bathroom, nuts in hand, and sit on the toilet seat. I try to pull it out with my fingers like always, and what the forget. It breaks in half. So for the last half an hour I have been mutilating my own genitals with tweezers to get out this bugger. Apparently all I have done is turned it into a legless black speck halfway into my giblets. Now I have to go to the doctor and be fondled by some gay dude, who will put chemicals all over my babies to get this forgeter out.

Discuss the tick corpus lodged in my balls.
Very fickle on the names there.

brown town probe
lucky i didnt have to get one, but the poopie hurt quite bad

Very fickle on the names there.
I know, I'm so classy rite :D

before anything a fast way to get rid of ticks is to light a match, blow it out, and rub it on the bastard. once that match goes cold and if hes still on light another
This is why it's a good idea to read the topic.

Anyways, what the forget Robo? Never heard of ticks in the nads :P