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[jirue]

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Stranger: FELIPE?
You: Oh my God, is that you?
Stranger: who is "you"
You: I'm Felipe!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol


I love it when people play along for so long :3
lol rhymes

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Stranger: hi
You: CARE TO BUY A TOASTER?
Stranger: SURE Y NOT HOW MUCH??
You: $100!!!
Stranger: OK!!!! ME GIVE U CREDIT CARD NUMBER!!!!
You: CAN DO
You: 100000000-100000000-100000000
Stranger: LOL...... U BUY SOMETHIN FROM ME??????? ME SELLING HOUSE!!!!!!! NICE FORM!!!!! BROWN!!!!IT IN THE BACK ALLY!!!!! HARD TO MISS!!!! BIGGEST BOX THERE!!!1
You: OH COOOL
You: HOW MUCH FOR UR HOUZE
Stranger: ME THINKIN.... ONE TOSTER!!!!
You: CAAAAAAAN DO
You: HERE IS YOUR TOASTER
Stranger: THANK U SIR!!!!!!! WEN I BLOW UP WORLD!!!!!! U WILL LIVE...
You: GOOD DEAL
You: YOU, MY GOOD SIR, ARE A TRUE SALESMEN
Stranger: THANK YOU THANK YOU......... LOL
You: LOL
Stranger: wats ur msn?
You: i don't have one :o
Stranger: OH THATS DIFFERENT!!!!????? ME SELL U ONE?????
You: CAN DO
You: HAO MUCH
Stranger: ONE BOX IN THE BACK ALLEY WAY!!!!!!???
You: CAAAAAAAAAAN DO
You: HERE YOU GO MY GOOD SIR
You: HLERE ARE THE KEYS
Stranger: THANK YPU THANK YOU!!!!!! WELL IM GOIN TO GO FIND A loveCI GIRL TO TALK TO!!!!!!! HAVE NiCE DAY!!!!!!
You: YOU TIOO]
You: NIC DOIN BIZ NESS WIF YOU
Stranger: back at u
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[Regulith]

Longest one so far.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: im michael jackson
You: sweet
You: how convenient
You: I'm a boy
Stranger: asl
You: yes please
Stranger: no asl
You: no, i want asl please
Stranger: what do you think asl is
You: brown town love lubricant of course
You: what else could it POSSIBLY be
Stranger: age love (gender) location
You: bullstuff
You: lies
Stranger: ur bull stuff
You: nice one
You: you totally got me there
You: your insult skills are vastly superior
Stranger: fu little prick
You: yet your typing skills are terrible
You: and slow as molasses in winter
Stranger: what
You: your brainpower seems to be inferior however
Stranger: thanks
You: i suggest you work on that
Stranger: forget u
You: that depends
Stranger: depends on what
You: everything
You: you bore me
You: now i leave
Stranger: u suck dony dad richard
You: haha what
You: the hell is a dony
Stranger: u
You: i'm a dony?
Stranger: yes
You: awesome
You: Stranger: Official Dony
You: has a nice ring to it
Stranger: well have a good rooster suking day
You: oh i will
You: like you won't believe
You: it would blow your loving mind if you knew how good of a rooster sucking day I'm going to have
Stranger: because ur gay
You: ever think that maybe I'm just not a guy?
You: hm?
Stranger: no your a trans
You: trans what? trans am? trans air? I'm a loving car or a plane?
Stranger: trans loveuall
You: ah
You: so you assume that there are no girls on the internet
You: only guys who appear to be girls
You: then you are rather ignorant
Stranger: ive talked to like 10 girls on this website
You: so why do you assume that I'm a tranloveual?
Stranger: you said ur a boy
You: you said you're michael jackson
You: am I supposed to take that seriously?
You: no
Stranger: yes
You: bullstuff
Stranger: donystuff
You: gasp
Stranger: you better
You: not cool dude
You: putting my new name in such context
You: pfft
Stranger: dony tits
You: I no longer wish to know you
You: goodbye, stranger
Stranger: know me bitch
You: no way
Stranger: yes way
You: noooo
Stranger: yessssss
You: CPAS LOCK ENGAGED
You: CAPS
You: forget
Stranger: forget u
You: BILLY MAYS HERE
Stranger: stuff fish
You: WITH NOT stuff FISH
You: MIGHTY PUTTY
You: MIGHTY PUTTY IS NOT stuff FISH
Stranger: in your ass
You: OR A GLUE
Stranger: in your ass
You: IT IS A POWERFUL EPOXY
You: IN BED
Stranger: ass
Stranger: fu
You: SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE MAKING YOU AN UNINTELLIGENT starfish
You: SO YOU MUST OWN 6 loving TUBES
You: OR LIKE
You: 30
Stranger: sorry it making u an starfish
You: OR MORE
Stranger: forget u
You: THAT'S QUITE ALRIGHT
You: BECAUSE IT'S DOING stuff TO YOU TOO
You: HARHARHAR
Stranger: its pissing onu
You: IT MUST HAVE DRANK TOO MUCH ONU
You: WHICH IS WEIRD
Stranger: it must of eaten ur brain dipshot
You: BECAUSE MIGHTY PUTTY DOES NOT HAVE A MOUTH
You: SO WHAT THE forget ARE YOU SAYING
You: YOU'RE INSAAAAANE
Stranger: if u make it
Stranger: yor stuff
You: IIINNNNNSSSSAAAANNNEEEEE
You: FGBSDFOIBMOREINPOSTINBPISDNB[SRE
Stranger: gvhgvmhgfykjfvkggvgvjhggkjhcx dtrstrfjhgkjbjhhhkjlinh
You: HOLY stuff
You: THE loving PASSWORD
Stranger: gccccccdhdrtfmhgfcgfhgcvcgxdf zxxdfxgbgv jhgytrtr4e4654uilh uio456ki9o87uytrrt gyughrfdxdgfdsfdsDSFXDSFDXF
You: YOUR DONKEY stuffTING MOUTH JUST EMITTED THE PASSWROD
You: PASSWROD
You: IT'S A NEW THING
Stranger: forget
You: 10X BETTER THAN A PASSWORD
You: YOU SHOULD GET ONE
Stranger: forgetu
You: FOR YOUR WEBERNETS
Stranger: little dony bitch
You: SO YOU CAN TWEET AND FACEBOOK IN PEACE
You: WITHOUT BILLY MAYS BREATHING DOWN YOUR BACK
Stranger: yffffffffffffffffffffffffffff fffffffffffffffffffffffffffff fffffffffffffffffffffffffffff fffffffffffffffffffffffffffff fffffffffffffffffffffffffffff fffffffffffffffffffffffffffff ffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuucccccccccccccccccccccc ccckool kids klubkool kids klubkool kids klubkool kids klubkool kids klubkool kids klubkk uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu u
You: OUT OF YOUR COMPUTER
You: HOLY HELL
You: LOOK AT THIS THING
Stranger: holy dony hel
You: IT'SD
You: A THING
You: BUT IT'S
You: LIKE
You: A THING
You: HOLY HELL
Stranger: a loving dony
You: IT'S A DONY
You: LIKE ME
You: DAAAAAAAMN
You: loving RUN
Stranger: its ur momma
You: RRRUUUNNNNNN
Stranger: no
You: IT'S GOING TO GET YOOOOOUUUU
You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Stranger: its ur richard
Stranger: yea hes dead
You: richard =/= VAGINA
Stranger: u eat
You: ONLY SOMETIMES
Stranger: see
You: LIKE
You: ONCE A MONTH
You: I'M CUTTING DOWN
Stranger: lets try 200 x a day
You: FROM THAT
You: WELL
You: I'M GOING TO GO
Stranger: to hell
You: Goodbye, kind sir.
You have disconnected.

[NoZoner]

You: Hello.
Stranger: Hello
Stranger: Are you a monday?
You: Nope.
You: Are you?
Stranger: Good good
Stranger: I am definately not
You: Cool.
You: So how's your day?
Stranger: My bike got stolen. Hope that explains my earlier tribal comment.
You: I see.
You: Well, nice chatting with you.
You have disconnected.

[Sandvich]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: gay plox
Stranger: hi im jerry
Stranger: forget off haxor
You: Im monday mjc.mondaypants
Stranger: dont bee talking 1337 here
Stranger: oh stuff you a monday
You: A white monday
Stranger: the worst kind
Stranger: you know what we do to mondays and white mondays round here?
You: Rape them
Stranger: we have the police beat them unconcious
Stranger: then we tie them to a tree naked
Stranger: under a wasps nest
You: The Omegle Chat System has detected a violation of code "Being mean to mondays". This chat log has been saved by the Omegle Chat System. Your IP has been recorded and has been reported to the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Please call your local FBI office and refer case number "46643-56" for more information
Stranger: nice try forget head
You: :I
Stranger: then we break both their legs
Stranger: and force them to eat hot peppers
You: ITS BILLY MAYS HERE WITH monday BEGONE
Stranger: how much?
Stranger: 14.99?
You: ITS NO SLAVE DEVICE
You: IT TURNS THEM INTO SUPER HUMAN SLAVES
You: ONLY 39.99!
Stranger: like super strength?
Stranger: what the forget man
Stranger: i aint made of money
You: SUPER SPEED, STRENGHTH, EVERYTHING. BEST OF ALL, THEY CAN COOK PIZZA
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

No offense to them black people intended

[Moriarty]

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You: I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND I WILL loving RIP YOUR HEART OUT AND EAT IT IF YOU SAY ASL.
Stranger: care
Stranger: asl?
You: GAHHH
You: LOOK OUT YOUR FRONT WINDOW IN 4 DAYS
Stranger: no thanks
Stranger: im fine
You: I WILL BE THERE READY TO BREAK YOUR DOOR DOWN
Stranger: go die of aids u bitch
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Riot]

Stranger: ohai :3
You: moo
Stranger: oink
You: :3
Stranger: asl? ^-^
You: wut D;
Stranger: age / love / location :P
You: o gawd D:
You: 74
Stranger: fuuu
Stranger: 74 year olds cant use the pc.
You: big saggy penor

she logged out

[Muzzles56]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: MOO
Stranger: Oh no!
You: Want some juice?!
Stranger: What kiiiiinnnnddddd?
You: Only $-1
You: All flavours
You: IN ONE
You: =O
Stranger: Yuckool kids klubkool kids klub!
You: But mostly whatever flavour you want
Stranger: Hmmm.........
Stranger: Kiwi Strawberry?
You: A-yeeees
Stranger: Sweeeeeeettttttttt.
You: Totally
You: Quack
You: Woof
You: Moo
You: =O
Stranger: Make up your miiinnnddddd!
You: Im a duckdogcow
Stranger: Wowwwwww.
You: Quwoomoo
Stranger: I've never heard of that beforrree.
You: I noes
Stranger: Yeahh!
You: What country are you from? Im from Ireland
Stranger: U.S.
You: =O
Stranger: ?
You: Nothing
You: =O
You: Irish COFFEEE OVERDUE
You: >:(
Stranger: Ok.
Stranger: Bummer.
You: D=
You: I is sad
You: ='(
Stranger: I'm sorry.
You: =|
You: IRISH COFFEEEEEEE NEEDED TO SAVE COW IN ICE
Stranger: Get sommmmme!
You: Hao?
Stranger: Go to Wal-Mart!
You: We does not have Wal Mart
You: D=
Stranger: Maaaaannn. That sucks!
You: We has an Asda tho. Tescos, Sainsburys and others t00
Stranger: Go to one of them.
You: They died
You: A cow ate them
You: D=
Stranger: Maaaannn.
You: Im selling a cake
You: Want oooone?
Stranger: NO thankssss.
You: Mkay
You: Im selling everything in the intire world ev3r
You: ^_^
You: Its called
Stranger: Wowwww.
You: INTIRE W0RLD BEING SOL DTODAY ONL Y
Stranger: I'll buy ittttt!
You: wOO
You: Did I mention how much it costs?
Stranger: No.
You: Oh, its nothing
You: Really
You: Nothing
You: Much
Stranger: Freee?
You: =D
You: It'll only but you in my debt for the next 7000 years
Stranger: Wowwww.
You: Interested?
Stranger: Maybeeee.
You: Thats gud
You: Veree gud
You: Do you know the Blockland Forums?
Stranger: No.
You: Mkay
You: Forget I asked...
Stranger: Why?
You: I just heard about it and I thought you were in it
You: I ask everyone
Stranger: Oh.
You: =P
Stranger: :)
You: =OPDHDGHDGJDFJHGURJNEHGFD W00T FAIC
Stranger: Wow.
You: 'Tis awesome
You: Waaah
Stranger: Yeahh.
You: D00d
You: Stop saying d00d, dde
You: D0000000000000000000000000000 00000000000001000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000 D      *
You: Woah
You: Text stretch FTW
You: Spot the binary
Stranger: ?
You: Nvm
You: JUISE R00LS. SO DUS SOCKS
Stranger: Alrightyyy.
You have disconnected.
*This was shortened

[Muzzles56]

Yay, dubble post

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: Hi
You: You a guy?
Stranger: Im girl
Stranger: Girl
You: Im a guy
You: Lolwutfail
You: Rule of the internet
You: There are NO girls on the internet
You: FAIL
You have disconnected.

This originally started as me being the girl, Rickrolling this person of his failness. Then there was this =D

[Tolster]

This is fun :D

-snip-

[orange wolf]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: [OMEGLE NOTICE: This message has been sent to inform you that the person with whom you are chatting is a registered love offender under United States Federal Law. Please use caution when distributing personal information to this individual].
Stranger: asl?
You: You too?!?
You: Cool!
Stranger: escuse me?
Stranger: wgat
Stranger: what
You: I got my notice last week for pissing on the side of a 7-11 !
You: A/S/L?
Stranger: 14 b ca
Stranger: youu
You: 15/g/ca
You: Street adress?
You: Phone number?
You: hello?
Stranger: im not a child enthusiast what the forget is going on
Stranger: 15?
Stranger: TOO OLD

[Sgt. Pepper]

Stranger: Yarrr, do ye want to join me pirate crew?!
You: aye, only if I can wear me banana hammock
Stranger: Harr, it be highly recommended.
You: aye then, whar be yer ship?
Stranger: It be me lil' rowin' boat.
You: hmm
You: too close for comfort, me friend
Stranger: ARAGHGHGHGGGGGGG brbbblblblblllll.

[Osak]

Stranger: Greetings Omegle© user!
In compliance with federal laws, we are required to inform you that the stranger you are talking with is a registered love offender in his/her neighborhood.
Please use caution when talking to this person.
Thank you and we hope you enjoy Omegle©!
Stranger: m/48
Stranger: you?
You: f/14
Stranger: do you like snakes?
You: i love thm
Stranger: long hard snake?
You: yup lol :)
Stranger: where r u?
You: im at houston
You: in a suburb
Stranger: really??? im in houston too!!!!
Stranger: where???
You: YEY

Stranger: ill come find you and we can play.... apples to apples
You: i luv dat game lol :)
You: how do u play it?
Stranger: well you take my snake
Stranger: and but it in your snakehole!
Stranger: put*
You: ok :D
Stranger: !!!!
You: its so fun
You: i want 2 ply with u
Stranger: gad IRL im so bored
You: my address is 76128 Palm Court Blvd
Stranger: what are you actually? im not really an offender lol just an anon
You: my ski is whit and i hve blue eys
Stranger: ummm pretty cool
Stranger: 17/m you>
Stranger: ?
You: Are you pretending :D
You: Well, I was too.
Stranger: now im not
You: I'm 13
Stranger: i figured you were
You: How did you know?
Stranger: no girls on internet
You: YAY

[t3h d00d]

ahaha

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Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: hii
You: no thanks
Stranger: why
You: uhh
Stranger: im not going to track udown
Stranger: i jsut want u to suck my snake
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Stranger: [OMEGLE NOTICE: This message has been sent to inform you that the person with whom you are chatting is a registered love offender under Australian Federal Law. Please use caution when distributing personal information to this individual].
Stranger: hey
You: hii
Stranger: howre you?
You: uhh
You have disconnected.

[Thorax]

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Stranger: Hi,from ??
You: Hola
You: Hola?
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You: Hello?
Stranger: so, did you get that?
You: The part with the snakes?
You: Yea, I think I did
Stranger: yes, perfect so we kill barack obama tomorroew
You: The only question is about the flaming hoop
You: Why do we have to jump through it?
Stranger: remember, when he's giving the speech to those youngsters, we hit
You: Why does the sniper have to be a clown?
Stranger: yeees, that monday is forgeten ...gone....
Stranger: because it part of the whole thing!
Stranger: gawd....
You: Sorry
You: So when do we get in the 1996 saturn?
You: The green one, right?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: correct
Stranger: at 2200 hours
You: I'll bring that 43 pounds of Ham
You: You bring the styrofoam
Stranger: i'll bring a copy of the first fred astaire album
You: Disguise it as a Beetles album
Stranger: yeeees
Stranger: perfect....
You: You can sneak it in like that
Stranger: they won't know what hit them!
You: For sure!
Stranger: and you'll bring the fleshlight?
You: Remember, the password is, "Johnny has a pee-pee"
Stranger: to store our pineapple slices
You: And yes, yes I will
Stranger: good, good
You: I'll see you at 0800 hours at the corner of Hickory and Green.
Stranger: yes
You: We never had this conversation...
You have disconnected.

[Moriarty]

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You: [OMEGLE NOTICE: This message has been sent to inform you that the person with whom you are chatting is a registered love offender under United States Federal Law. Please use caution when distributing personal information to this individual.]
You: hi
Stranger:
NBASLOC
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Keysle Sorm

3/4 Black 1/4 Korean
6 Foot 5.5 Inches

Age: 18
Male

3505 Vaughan Dr.
Atlanta, GA 30041
United States

Occupation: Hermynik
Contact:
www.Keysle.com
404 578 9185
keysle@keysle.com
keysle sorm <---- Skype
You: wow
You: handicap
You: your handicapped
Stranger: can love offenders still have legal love?
You: have fun getting furry research
You have disconnected.
Do it... I know you want to.