You: hi
Stranger: pete?
You: yea?
Stranger: thank forget i found u, you forgettard, ive been waitin for you, where u been?
You: I had to help my mom wash
Stranger: bless you, did u rid of that stench?
You: Yeah, I can't belive she sliped head first into a manuer truck
Stranger: oh, i was on about her lower parts
You: Oh, I didn't manage to clean it
You: Her feet smeel awful
Stranger: shame
You: So you forgeted that girl?
You: With the three tits?
Stranger: yep
You: awesome, How does the third one look like?
Stranger: wobbly to be honest
Stranger: was fun though, passed the time
You: she gave you head?
Stranger: unfortunately not, her false teeth got jammed
You: Dam man.
You: You so you came on her face or hair?
Stranger: on her face, in her left eye
You: ooo
You: Must have hurt
You: I heard
You: That your friend jake
You: Shoved his richard in a guitar soundhole
You: With the srings on
Stranger: yer
You: Oh stuff
You: Didn't he got splinters?
Stranger: it was sliced n diced
Stranger: not good for jake, he now has no rake
You: stuff
You: So you wanna go to that gay movie at the theater and masterbate and cum on the girls sitting?
Stranger: no il be busy hanging out the back of your dad
You: Okay.
You: Il talk to you later
You: btw
You: If your from blockland
You: *high 5*
Stranger: blockland?
You: yeah
Stranger: website/forum at a guess
You: Its that site that you build things with blocks of stuff
Stranger: never been on it, but still
Stranger: high5 back bud
You: okay see you later
I just went with the flow XD
