Omegle, funny conversations. Post them here.

[Niliscro]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: STRANGER DANGER
You have disconnected.

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[Meekl]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HELP
You: HOW DO I SHOT WEB?
Stranger: huh??
Stranger: i dno
You: I NED TU SHOT WEB
You: TLL ME
You: :(((((((
Stranger: i
Stranger: d
Stranger: u
Stranger: n
Stranger: n
Stranger: i
Stranger: *
Stranger: o
You have disconnected.

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[Niliscro]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hi
You: asl lolol
Stranger: 17 f usa
Stranger: you?
You: 20 m aus
Stranger: cool
You: Nah, just kidding
You: It's really 40 m usa
You have disconnected.

lol :D

[cooldawson3]

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: A WILD ABRA APPEARS1
You: !
You: WHAT DO YOU DO?
Stranger: BAG
Stranger: USE DUSK BALL
You: BAG THE ABRA?
You: YOU CAUGHT THE ABRA
Stranger: WHAT WILL I NAME ABRA
You: BUT IT COMES OUT AND EATS YOU'RE HEAD!!!! GAME OVER!!!
You: LOL JK
Stranger: stuff!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOL!

[Visage]

theyre so mean.
oh and heres another.

I met amazing phil and the guy looking for him. And I threatened to buttlove them both.

[dkamm65]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Why hello thar
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: a/s/l?
You: 17/m/can
Stranger: 16/f/cal
You: I didn't ask you bitch
You: now let's cyber
Stranger: lol wtf?
Stranger: ok you want to rp?
You: Yes.
Stranger: Ok r u ok with famly roles?
You: Absolutely I am
Stranger: Ok u be my brother
Stranger: and Ill be in my room changing
You: I come into your room without knocking
You: hey sis do you have any - OH LAWD
Stranger: HEY
Stranger: dont com into my room without knocking first!
Stranger: I put my shirt on
You: Sorry sis
Stranger: get outta here!!
You: No bitch let's have love
Stranger: haha come on get out
Stranger: stop joking
You: I walk over to you slowly
You: and put my hand on your hip
Stranger: mmm oh yeah
You: with my other hand I reach under your shirt and feel your soft stomach
Stranger: oh your good
You: I look into your eyes and give you a passionate kiss on the lips
Stranger: oh brother
Stranger: keep going
You: I slowly lift your shirt to reveal
You: YOU BREASTS ARE ACTUALLY TWO LIVE NUCLEAR BOMBS
You: WHAT THE forget SIS?
Stranger: ???????????????????
You: OH GOD LOOK AT THE TIMER
You: 5
You: 4
Stranger: wtf ass
You: 3
You: 2
You: OH NOOOO-
You: The nuclear blast vaporizes both of us in an instant
You: along with everything else in a 12 mile radius
Stranger: richard
You: All that is left is a charred irradiated wasteland
Stranger: wtf is ur problem??
You: You're the one with nuclear bombs for tits
You: Bitch.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Niliscro]

-snip-

Oh god, haha

[Moriarty]

i remember that one :D
holy stuff this is still alive?!

[Osak]

-snip-

Nominated for best chat.

[dkamm65]

Nominated for best chat.

 

[highgear1]

how 'bout this.


the line below is true
the line above is false

[Siren]

Stranger: hey, 18/male with webcam here. are you a horny female with webcam?
You: yes
Stranger: ok
Stranger: want cam2cam?
You: yes, you can see my loving large rooster you richard

[Scarpelt]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello.
You: Hello.
Stranger: How are you?
You: Good.
Stranger: Nice to hear, I'm robotrippin.
You: Im BoB ThE BuildeR
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Am I famous nao?

[Joeboy]

how 'bout this.


the line below is true
the line above is false
the lines above are fail

[Lil Robot]

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: What the hell do you want?
Stranger: forget u
You: Haha.

:3