Omegle, funny conversations. Post them here.

[otto-san]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: gay male
You: hi
Stranger: 19 usa
You: cool story bro
You: i'm a duck
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im a guy and i want you to send me nudeys to noss8@yahoo.com
You: fakku.net
You: there
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Ad Bot]

[dogmeap]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: MEH VOOOOOIIIICE IS SO SSSSSEEEEEEEEEEXXXXYYYYYYYYYY YY!
You: AAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSLLLL LLLLLLL?
Stranger: what
You: MEH VOCE IS SSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOO SECY
You: AAAAASSSSSSSSLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL L?
You: LEAVE MEH BE
You: LLLLLEEEVE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: asl?
Stranger: asl
You: I asked you first
Stranger: tracey .f.dc
You: billy .f. pa
You have disconnected.

I tricked her i think

[otto-san]

Stranger:  Hi,how r u? 28/ female here, guy or gal?
You: no
You: i mean
You: Yes
Stranger: I dont mind if your male or female. I am on my cellphone for the next 12 minutes, If you wanna have phone love, just message me on my profile at Parent Meet Up - (you can join Free through this Link - www.parenthookup.info - I am slightly drunk at the moment, but I have a lovey voice and can please you....
You: Oh no
Stranger: By the way, do not forget to upload a pic on your profile, ortherwise whats the point? You see me...I must see you....
You: Not this again
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[dogmeap]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: MEH VOCE IIS SSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOO SECY
You: LOVE
You: ME
You: I LOVE YOU
You: LOVE ME BACK
You: LLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVV MMMMMEH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: heyyyyy
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: no
You: not this crap again
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey whats upp :)
You: dont say asl
You: hey
Stranger: instead of waste your time and mine chatting to someone we can't see, I am female, 30 y/o looking for an ordinray guy(not some freak) to meet every 6th weekend for romance and possibly a little more, or at least someone to chat with online. I have met two guys on here already and we had love, but that was all. If you want to see some pics of me, and leanr a little about me, please go to my blog lovelexa.tumblr.com.. I also have loveier pics(but obviously not in public view), go to my dating site profile and leave me a message, then I can give you my IM to talk :)
You: NNOOOOO I HAVE A PET BALLOON!
Stranger: so maybe talk to you later.. byee.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[dogmeap]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
You: say hi
Stranger: hi
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
You have disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HEY
You: hi
You: HEY
You: hi
You: HEY
You: hi
You: HEY
You: hi
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: GET OUT YOU QUACK
Stranger: hey! my name is sara and i just turned 18 and I am about to do my first webcam. I want as many people to see me get completely naked for my first time
You: GET OUT YOU QUACK
Stranger: My webcam is <link removed> Do you think I'm hot?
You: GET OUT YOU QUACK
You: GET OUT YOU QUACK
You: GET OUT YOU QUACK
You: GET OUT YOU QUACK
You: GET OUT YOU QUACK
You: GET OUT YOU QUACK
You: GET OUT YOU QUACK
Stranger: oh stuff the webcam just started
You: GET OUT YOU QUACK
You: GET OUT YOU QUACK
Stranger: srry, i have to get off Omegle... i'm gonna start now. see if you can join asap
You: forget not you again
You: GET OUT YOU QUACK
You: GET OUT YOU QUACK
You: GET OUT YOU QUACK
You: GET OUT YOU QUACK
You: GET OUT YOU QUACK
You: GET OUT YOU QUACK
You: GET OUT YOU QUACK
You: starfish GET OUT YOU QUACK
You have disconnected

[Mr.LoLHaX]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Have you ever had love?
Stranger: no
You: Do you want to?
Stranger: no
You: In the next 20 years?
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: do u think i'm 5 years old?
You: No
You: So I'm guessing you want to have love at 25
You: well
You: are you 25 yet
Stranger: more or less
You: cause I dont care
You: The forget
Stranger: still 15
You: do you think Im some kind of richard happy whore?
You: the hell is wrong with you
You: it was a genuine ass question
You: A loving WUESTION
You: You thought I wasnted to have love with you
You: NO
You: you cigaretteit
You: I fukin hat you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[dogmeap]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: DONT SAY ASL OR I KILL YOU
Stranger: hallo
You: and hey
Stranger: huuuu i scare ;'(
Stranger: i'm*
You: your scared of me?
Stranger: yes with u words
Stranger: urs
You: YOU HATE ME
Stranger: no
You: YES
Stranger: just scare
You: you
You: hate
You: me
Stranger: WHERE DO U FROM?????????????????
You: starfish
Stranger: NO!
You: I am from starfish land
You: it is a place
Stranger: starfish?
Stranger: that's u?
Stranger: haha right?
You: YOU HATE ME!
You: :(
You: : (
You: : (
Stranger: and damn? right? hahaahah
You: you hate me!
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i'm 12 and i want some horny girl that wanna suck my richard
You: DONT SAY ASL OR I KILL YOU and hi
You: forget YOU I AM NOT GAY
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: DONT SAY ASL OR I KILL YOU and hi
Stranger: привет, как ты сегодня?
You: wut?
Stranger: ....привет, как ты сегодня?
You: i dont speak that
Stranger: wot is a asl
You: forget
You: YOU
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: DONT SAY ASL OR I KILL YOU and hi
Stranger: horny?
You: no
You: forget
Stranger: m-f?
You: you
You: m
Stranger: :P
You: f
You: m
You: f
You: mf
You: m
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[dogmeap]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: DOUCHEBAG FRIDAY DOUCHEBAG FRIDAY
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Wonder G]

[Kobewarrior]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: GET OUT YOU QUACK
Stranger: hey! my name is sara and i just turned 18 and I am about to do my first webcam. I want as many people to see me get completely naked for my first time
You: GET OUT YOU QUACK
Stranger: My webcam is http://videochat4singles.com/hotnwild521 Do you think I'm hot?
You: GET OUT YOU QUACK
You: GET OUT YOU QUACK
You: GET OUT YOU QUACK
You: GET OUT YOU QUACK
You: GET OUT YOU QUACK
You: GET OUT YOU QUACK
You: GET OUT YOU QUACK
Stranger: oh stuff the webcam just started
You: GET OUT YOU QUACK
You: GET OUT YOU QUACK
Stranger: srry, i have to get off Omegle... i'm gonna start now. see if you can join asap
You: forget not you again
You: GET OUT YOU QUACK
You: GET OUT YOU QUACK
You: GET OUT YOU QUACK
You: GET OUT YOU QUACK
You: GET OUT YOU QUACK
You: GET OUT YOU QUACK
You: GET OUT YOU QUACK
You: starfish GET OUT YOU QUACK
You have disconnected

I had the same person that had that hot'n'wild webcam.

[thomas64]

why is it so hard to find some one who just wants a nice conversation on this bloody site?

[Kobewarrior]

why is it so hard to find some one who just wants a nice conversation on this bloody site?

They're all loveual.

[Talent74]

They're all loveual.

Yes, and they keep chatting, "ASL".

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

[Homfrog]

MY TOP SECRET WHICH IS NO LONGER A SECRET:
Whenever someone says "asl", I say "3 Trans Afghanistan" and they disconnect.


Why does no one like me :(

[Talent74]

MY TOP SECRET WHICH IS NO LONGER A SECRET:
Whenever someone says "asl", I say "3 Trans Afghanistan" and they disconnect.


Why does no one like me :(

Oh God, I lol'd so loving hard. I'm going to use that next time.