Author Topic: Omegle, funny conversations. Post them here. (Read 101224 times)

brickybob · June 29, 2010, 02:19:34 AM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey whats upp :)
You: Hai.
You: If you say m/f.
You: I will kill you.
Stranger: instead of waste your time and mine chatting to someone we can't see, I am female, 30 y/o looking for an ordinray guy(not some freak) to meet every 6th weekend for romance and possibly a little more, or at least someone to chat with online. I have met two guys on here already and we had love, but that was all. If you want to see some pics of me, and leanr a little about me, please go to my blog lovelexa2.tumblr.com.. I also have loveier pics(but obviously not in public view), go to my dating site profile and leave me a message, then I can give you my IM to talk :)
Stranger: so maybe talk to you later.. byee.
You: NIGGLET.

T'was epic.

Edit:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: tits.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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dogmeap · June 30, 2010, 12:23:05 AM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi could you pass d crayuns please?
Stranger: i aint got da crayons!
You: No one loves me :(
You: Hi could you pass d crayuns please?
You: Hi could you pass d crayuns please?
You: Hi could you pass d crayuns please?
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Listen to my problems!
You: Hi could you pass d crayuns please?

Stranger: sure here you go
You: thank you
You: I am leaving because i wanted to steal your crayuns
You have disconnected.

Oh and I am not a kid

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi could you pass d crayuns please?

Stranger: heyy:) i like old man balls on my tounge!
Stranger: with mayo!
You: ?? m/f?
Stranger: both!
Stranger: imma trany!
You: liar
Stranger: snake and pusillanimous individual!
Stranger: and i love it!
You: liar
Stranger: nope!
Stranger: u?
You: could you pass d crayuns please?
Stranger: ill pass the brown one cuz it reminds me of black guys richards in my ass hole!
You: your gay
Stranger: yes i am!
Stranger: for you@
You: YOUR
You: A
You: BOT
Stranger: i want ur 5 fingers in my ass
You: NO
You: I
You: AM
Stranger: yes babay!!
You: NOT
You: GAY
Stranger: yes u are i ate ur richard last nite@
Stranger: im singing off homo!
You: O_O
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I am not gay I hate him

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

kiwibear · June 30, 2010, 12:55:00 AM

Quote from: dogmeap on June 30, 2010, 12:23:05 AM

-snip-

You're saying you hate gay people? Wat.

Talent74 · June 30, 2010, 12:59:34 AM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hi.
Stranger: guy or girl?
You: transvestite
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

MackTheHunter · June 30, 2010, 01:03:10 AM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: knock knock
You: Who's there? :D
Stranger: you know
You: You know who?
You: OH WAIT LOL
Stranger: AVADA KEDAVRA
You: BLAMMO
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Talent74 · June 30, 2010, 01:19:50 AM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: 6, transvestite, Iraq.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Regulith · June 30, 2010, 01:28:37 AM

Quote from: MackTheHunter on June 30, 2010, 01:03:10 AM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: knock knock
You: Who's there? :D
Stranger: you know
You: You know who?
You: OH WAIT LOL
Stranger: AVADA KEDAVRA
You: BLAMMO
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

+1 Cool point to Stranger

Nightmare-Duckie · June 30, 2010, 11:03:31 PM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: if i told you i could make your hat dissappear would you allow me to do such?
Stranger: sure
You: ABRAKADABCRAP
You: and boom! its gone
Stranger: HOW'D YOU DO THAT???
You: Magic my kind sir
Stranger: are you like Dumbledore or some stuff?
You: better
You: i'm that street magicman in town
Stranger: are you really? that's loving awesome
You: now for my next trick... I SHALL DISSAPPEAR
You: ABRAKADABCR-
You have disconnected.

Zane1a · July 22, 2010, 05:25:18 PM

You: hi
Stranger: how are you
You: SUCK MAH rooster!
Stranger: im sorry, i dont do that.
You: you do now chuckle nuts
You have disconnected

Zane1a · July 22, 2010, 05:29:03 PM

Quote from: Zane1a on July 22, 2010, 05:25:18 PM

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: how are you
You: SUCK MAH rooster!
Stranger: im sorry, i dont do that.
You: you do now chuckle nuts
You have disconnected

LeeroyBlockhead · July 23, 2010, 08:03:58 AM

Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: dont say asl.
Stranger: girl here??
You: or I will hang myself.
You: from my loving ceilingfan.
You: ....
You: are you a rapist?
Stranger: i a m boy horny
Stranger: i want see girl naked
Stranger: hahahaaa
You: Go to [DELETED LINK]
You: and have some forgetin' jerkin' off fun.
You: kthxbai, your on the blockland forums btw friend.
Stranger: can i see you naked pleaser
You: Homo.
Stranger: forget u!!11!!

Cheemo · July 23, 2010, 08:08:11 AM

fasf

i was playing on a map with smb3 music in the background

Coolio · July 23, 2010, 09:38:51 AM

BOXXEH!

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Hiiro3293 · July 23, 2010, 10:48:12 AM

You: Heyyy
Stranger: asl
You: Oh
You: Kay
You: 52/male/Paraguay

Hiiro3293 · July 23, 2010, 10:48:59 AM

forget I SAW DANIEL TOSH AND I DISCONNECTED TO SOON FML