Omegle, funny conversations. Post them here.

[LeetZero]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi , from ?
You: I AM FROM YOUR BED.
Stranger: NICE
You: I KNOW RIGHT
You: HOW ARE YOU BROTEH?
Stranger: I'M FINE
Stranger: U ?
You: SAEM
You: I GOT A 10 ON MATH
You: DONT TELL MOM K?
Stranger: OK BRO
Stranger: I WON'T
You: LUV U
Stranger: I GOT A 5 ON MATH
You: BRB TELLIN MOM
Stranger: DONT
You: BUTWAIIIIIIIII
Stranger: DON'T TELL MOM MAN
You: K WOMAN.
Stranger: COOL
Stranger: LUV YA
You: LUVUTOO
You: <3
You: CYBER?
Stranger: WHAT DOES EVEN THAT MEAN ?
You: DUNNNO
You: BUT WANT TO?
Stranger: I DONT HAVE WEEEEEEB
You: HAO 2 SHUT WEB?
Stranger: I DON'T UNDERSTAND U BRO
You: NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME
You: TELL MOM I LUV HER
You: HEY
You: HAVE ANY ROPE?
Stranger: WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT MAN ?
Stranger: forgetkool kids klubkool kids klubkool kids klubkool kids klubkool kids klubkool kids klub
You: HAS OR NOT HAS?
Stranger: HAS WHAT ?
You: A ROPE
You: AND A CHAIR
Stranger: I HAVE A CHAIR YES
Stranger: and a rope to
Stranger: WHY ?
Stranger: BRO ?
You: WUTUWUTUWTUWTUW
You: I WANNAA DIIIEEE
Stranger: WHYYYYYYYYYY ?
Stranger: U CANT DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You: WHY NOOT
You: OGMOGMGOMGP
You: PIE
You: stuff
Stranger: BECAUSE THAT ARE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD TAHT LOVE U MAN
You: LIEK WHO
You: MIRINDA?
You: SHE SUX
Stranger: WHO IS MIRINDA MAN ?
You: MY GF
You: UDONT KNO?
You: ORITE.
Stranger: OMFG I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ARE U TALKING ABOUT
You: NOR DO I
Stranger: WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT BRO ?
You: K
Stranger: OMGGGGGGGGGGGG BRO
You: RIGHT BROO
Stranger: kool kids klubkool kids klubkool kids klubkool kids klubkool kids klubkool kids klubkool kids klubkool kids klubkool kids klubkool kids klubkool kids klubkool kids klubKo.o
You: Mind if I put this chat log on a forum?
Stranger: noooooooooooo , IT'S OK
Stranger: U CAN PUT IT
You: K wait.

Ok...

PAGE SNYPAH!

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[IkeTheGeneric]

Stranger: Sup
You: Green
Stranger: Blue
You: D:
Stranger: Yeah I went there
You: I don't think I want to be your friend!
You: >:(
Stranger: Yeah well I don't want to be your lover
You: Good
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You: Oh no! I active another bomb!
You: It will boom in another hours!
You: What we do!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[MunkeyCheez]

hue hue
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: WHAT IS AIR
You: hiya
You: AIR IS BLOCKLAND#
You: ALWLAWODAWLDOAWEFOLKAWOFLAWLR
You: THE INTERNET
You: IS
You: A
Stranger: trolololo
You: INTERNET
You: LOLOLOLOTROLOLOL
Stranger: no
Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
You: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYOUUUUUUUU UU

[MegaScientifical]

Bump because this topic is original before time limit.

[Whittle]

[Squall Leonheart2275]

Extracted  email addresses from a few creepbears.

imcoolansu@rediffmail.co.in
baseballfan1267@hotmail.com
Send them whatever.

[IkeTheGeneric]

Stranger: hey there :)
Stranger: you okay?
You: I guess?
Stranger: good good
Stranger: my name's Adam
Stranger: :)
You: Hi?
You: You're typing rather fast.
Stranger: hey there :)
Stranger: am i?
Stranger: xD
You: Almost too fast.
You: Like you're anxious.
Stranger: maybe i am
Stranger: .... maybe im not
You: You're going to ask a question that's more painful than usual.
Stranger: :O
You: A question maybe I don't want to answer with a posotive tone.
Stranger: are you horny? :O
You: forget you
Stranger: k
Stranger: :)
Stranger: cya bad lad
Stranger: xd
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[AgentPikmin]

Stranger: hi
You: you just lost the game
Stranger: yes i did
your conversational partner has disconnected

being an ass is fun