King of the Hill

[Comatose]

I throw a grenade into the hill, causing the throne(s) to collapse into the ground, along with the people on it, I then proceed to once again raise my flag.

[Ad Bot]

[CopBlock]

i bonk you then drink bonk.

[BobSevenSevens]

I behead Copblock, take the hill, and disable console commands and godmode.

[lolzorz mcgee]

I use a chu-bomb to blow Bob up.

I am currently king!

[Valen]

I sit on your head so I am the king of the hill.

[Nystical]

Nystical uses a Grappling Hook, And a Batarang to knock out the current King, Builds a fort, And hires an army of time travelers. Then Opens a Supply store for people wanting to be King.

[BobSevenSevens]

I use a neutron bomb to kill you. I then find a new hill, claim it, and build a computer store on top of it.

[Ace]

Ace warps in from an alternate plane of reality. The resulting shock wave from the transfer causes BobSevenSevens and all structures on the hill to undergo total existence failure. Ace constructs a dimensional barrier around the hill, causing anyone who should enter to be torn apart atomically by extreme trans-dimensional forces.

I am now king of your silly hill.

[Nystical]

My army Goes back in time to warn my Army. I re-direct the Bomb and shock wave to General Omega's Medic that has 99% Uber.

[Ace]

My army Goes back in time to warn my Army. I re-direct the Bomb and shock wave to General Omega's Medic that has 99% Uber.

Absolutely impossible. All traces of your forces had already been demolished by Bob's neutron bomb.

[Nystical]

Absolutely impossible. All traces of your forces had already been demolished by Bob's neutron bomb.

You forgot that guys getting lost at the Wal Mart.

[Regulith]

Screw you guys, every time I try to be creative a couple people come in and totally change what's going on with single sentences >:O

[Ace]

Alright then, I ride in on the back of Crab Nicholson. He has no mittens.

Crab Nicholson does not take stuff from anyone.

I am king of the hill.

[Nystical]

I choose, Nystical! Nystical uses Blend!

[devildogelite]

I build a time machine that runs on small childrens broken dreams,I go into the future and find out every single person who took the tower. I then go back in time to when everyone was still a child and end their lives. I am now the king of this insignificant hill.