Beat me up (game)

[Ector]

* skid222 replaces nick's small intestine with a snake

[Ad Bot]

[.Overlad]

I shove a lit cigarette up your nostrils,And punch your face so hard it comes out your starfish.

[Packer]

I shove a lit cigarette up your nostrils,And punch your face so hard it comes out your starfish.

Not possible.

[BobSevenSevens]

Replaces one lung with tire.

He's only a head, he doesn't have any lungs to be cut out.

[Atomshock]

Replaces one lung with tire.

I lol'd

[oromis]

I put you in the hands of a 4chanfancigarette. MUHAHA

[ultimamax]

First I give you a new body. Now I replace your lungs with vaccum bags, and shove a fork into your forehead. After massive pain, I slice off pieces of your skin and put salt, vinegar, lemon, and Lysol on your open wounds, and gag you with used toilet paper. Lastly, I throw you onto a bed of small spikes. Then you stay there for 10 years.

[Big Brother]

* Big Brother showers nick with rainbows and unicorns

[qevil]

-evilsnip-

packer so evil D: !  plz dun hurt meh D:


*qevil shoves toothpicks under your nails, pulls out your nails, then puts you into the Iron Maiden torture case over a fire. then qevil proceeds to put you onto the Rack and slowly, painfully, stretch you out. qevil then places you in a Brazen Bull for several hours. and finally, he puts you onto the Judas Chair, and makes you eat Naja Jolokia peppers whole, with no drink.

[Hugums]

Flicks other ear.

[Skyra]

Stabs his stomach with a knife and rips out his guts. (this was a thing that samuris did it was so painfull that he asked a friend to chop his head off.

[Fjeld]

Rips off your balls and shoves them into your throat until you pass out then i rape your unconscious body.

[nickbond1]

grabs a slege hammer and hobbles himself

[Oasis]

Get's Chuck Norris mad at you.

[blaman]

Get's Chuck Norris mad at you.

Game over.