Author Topic: Help Valve beat Nintendo! Finals!  (Read 20966 times)

I would just like to say I bought the orange box yesterday for xbox 360.

Nintendo can suck my richard, them and their stuffty games piss me off. Only problem I see with valve is that they forgot to have split screen on tf2 :3.

Gordon to the max
« Last Edit: October 13, 2009, 02:12:35 AM by pixl »

Why do people keep judging this by how good the games were and how "HUR SUPR CUL" the company is?
This is based on the CHARACTERS.

For example: Kingdom Hearts sucked, but Goofy is an awesome character.

Gordon freeman is a bit stupid, with his handicapped crowbar, who needs crowbars?

Gordon freeman is a bit stupid, with his handicapped crowbar, who needs crowbars?
He doesn't just have a crowbar, he also has a Gravity Gun and other kinds of weaponry

I know, everyone praises him for his crappy metal crowbar

I know, everyone praises him for his crappy metal crowbar
Cause it's fun to run around and beat things with a crowbar until you die

Or fling objects at enemies with the Gravity Gun :)

Valve needs to leave there FPS zone and try to make sort of RTS or something.

Valve's specialty is making FPS's. That's what they are good at, and that is what they will do. If you want to play an RTS, play one from a different developer that specialises in that particular genre. It's not like you're only allowed to buy Valve games, anyway.

I wouldn't really call portal a fps.

It's a FPP.

First person puzzler.


I know, everyone praises him for his crappy metal crowbar
Just like how people praise TF2's cartoony look and talk about how TFC is stuff.

TFC is stuff.

It's a grenade/sniper fest.

TFC is stuff.

It's a grenade/sniper fest.
Because graphics were stuff in that time?

TFC is stuff.

It's a grenade/sniper fest.
Welcome to the pubs.

If they do a Villian contest my vote goes to GLaDOS.

Also Mario is just a fatass who can't make good games anymore