Bawmp for awesome game.
Anyways, dammit! I had a "tragic accident" planned for my mayor called 'Ballista Show.' Sounds cool, right? So, to entertain this demanding person, I fire a ballista. At him. Just then a dwarf comes up and starts cutting a tree down. The ballista shot severs him in two.
Note: After reloading, I shoot the mayor. Less of an accident, I guess.