One time Killa came to a server I was admin on. He saw that I was admin and asked "How did you get admin?"
I've never seen that prick before up until that point so I respond "I'm a friend of the host and I made some interesting builds in his other server"
Killa responds by saying "pffft, I could probably build something better" (I become rather skeptical at this point since this was several months ago and judging by his ID I assumed he had only begun playing that week)
He then jets over to my general vicinity and notices my current activity which was making a support beam for a crescent moon shaped observatory in the sky, at this point he begins spamming chat with
"OMG, THREE 1x5's ON TOP OF EACH OTHER, YOU'RE THE BEST BUILDER EVER, NOT LOL"
"ROFLCOPTER YOU SUCK"
and my favorite
"My clan could make this into a skyscraper" (I noticed his tags were ODST, a certain halo reference which not only made me certain that he had no actual connections to a (good) clan, but that he was also a Masterchief wannabe)
I then explain what I was doing and my current project and I tell him if he wants to build something he can do so in the opposing corner of the map.
He then goes off on a rant about how I use perfect grammer, and am a nerdy scholar, and a handicap. To which I point out how stupid the paradoxes he just uttered were and he then said,
"You just think you're smarter than everyone else, I'm loving eleven" and then he rage quits saying "I hope you burn in hell!"
I did get some pictures of this whole event, but I either moved them somewhere where I can't find them or I deleted them, so since I'm basing this off of memory these are just paraphrases of what this prick said with cleaned up grammar.