Help Me Find Some Free Zombies!

[Lugnut]

ARE YOU A ZOMBIE? - No.

DO YOU OWN PROTECTIVE GEAR? - Do Airstrikes, Wrenches, Shotguns, and snipers count?

CAN YOU LIVE THROUGH DISENBODYMENT? - Hell no.

CAN YOU DEAL WITH DEATH, HORRIBLE ODOR, ROTTING FLESH, ECT.? - Not my favorite. But I have a gasmask.

DO YOU KNOW ANY ZOMBIES? - I met a smoker once. He clung to me.

WHATS UP pusillanimous individualCAT?

HOW EXPERIANCED ARE YOU WITH HANDLING ZOMBIES OUT OF 1-10 ONE BEING WHAT IS A ZOMBIE AND 10 BEING I CAN HANDLE A ZOMBIE VEEERRRRYYYYY GOOOD? - 8

WRITE DOWN A NUMBER
A NUMBER

NRAHHHHHGGGGGGGG UNNGNGNHHHHH HUUUGGGNNGNG?
RAAAAWWWRRGHHH

[Ad Bot]

[Niblic]

reply to my apperlicatoin.

[CopBlock]

can i be the guy who beats out of line zombies into line(or death if needed) with jerry
ARE YOU A ZOMBIE? no

DO YOU OWN PROTECTIVE GEAR? i own jerry

CAN YOU LIVE THROUGH DISENBODYMENT? i respawn in closets and jerry respawns magicly and has alot of himself

CAN YOU DEAL WITH DEATH, HORRIBLE ODOR, ROTTING FLESH, ECT.? yes

DO YOU KNOW ANY ZOMBIES? lots

WHATS UP? the sky

HOW EXPERIANCED ARE YOU WITH HANDLING ZOMBIES OUT OF 1-10 ONE BEING WHAT IS A ZOMBIE AND 10 BEING I CAN HANDLE A ZOMBIE VEEERRRRYYYYY GOOOD? 10

WRITE DOWN A NUMBER 666

NRAHHHHHGGGGGGGG UNNGNGNHHHHH HUUUGGGNNGNG /jerry to death

am i in

[Wynd_Fox]

Application.

ARE YOU A ZOMBIE?           I AM!

DO YOU OWN PROTECTIVE GEAR?         NO!
CAN YOU LIVE THROUGH DISENBODYMENT?          I'M ALREADY DEAD!

CAN YOU DEAL WITH DEATH, HORRIBLE ODOR, ROTTING FLESH, ECT.?        I LOVE IT!

DO YOU KNOW ANY ZOMBIES?         ME!

WHATS UP? BRAINS!

HOW EXPERIANCED ARE YOU WITH HANDLING ZOMBIES OUT OF 1-10 ONE BEING WHAT IS A ZOMBIE AND 10 BEING I CAN HANDLE A ZOMBIE VEEERRRRYYYYY GOOOD? 10!!!!

WRITE DOWN A NUMBER          67!

NRAHHHHHGGGGGGGG UNNGNGNHHHHH HUUUGGGNNGNG?        RAGHEFHADIERH HFOAH RYRUIODA

[Volko]

Wut

[Niblic]

Accept me :<

[Jump stab]

ARE YOU A ZOMBIE? no

DO YOU OWN PROTECTIVE GEAR?  no

CAN YOU LIVE THROUGH DISENBODYMENT?  Mabey

CAN YOU DEAL WITH DEATH, HORRIBLE ODOR, ROTTING FLESH, ECT.? yeah

DO YOU KNOW ANY ZOMBIES? no

WHATS UP? My Roof

HOW EXPERIANCED ARE YOU WITH HANDLING ZOMBIES OUT OF 1-10 ONE BEING WHAT IS A ZOMBIE AND 10 BEING I CAN HANDLE A ZOMBIE VEEERRRRYYYYY GOOOD? 7

WRITE DOWN A NUMBER 6

I WANT TO BE A shipment Driver.

Done.
Accept not me.

[Zlovicha]

Go to raccoon city.

[HellHound]

ARE YOU A ZOMBIE? Nope

DO YOU OWN PROTECTIVE GEAR? Not really

CAN YOU LIVE THROUGH DISENBODYMENT? %100 No.
 
CAN YOU DEAL WITH DEATH, HORRIBLE ODOR, ROTTING FLESH, ECT.? Varies

DO YOU KNOW ANY ZOMBIES? No

WHATS UP? N/A

HOW EXPERIANCED ARE YOU WITH HANDLING ZOMBIES OUT OF 1-10 ONE BEING WHAT IS A ZOMBIE AND 10 BEING I CAN HANDLE A ZOMBIE VEEERRRRYYYYY GOOOD? I'd be a 9

WRITE DOWN A NUMBER A NUMBER

NRAHHHHHGGGGGGGG UNNGNGNHHHHH HUUUGGGNNGNG? N/A

[GhostOfBetaTapes]

I'm a certified necromancer. If you get any permits to get some bodies, I can teach you to make them zombies.
Do you have a charisma score higher than 12?