Wish Granted, but...

[Monty]

You become invisible, but everyone thinks your a ghost.

I wish i was a rock.

[Ad Bot]

[Space Guy]

You become a rock. You erode.

I wish I had telekinesis.

[Terror]

Granted but you smash your glasses while testing it out thus blinding yourself.

I wish Oblivion would hurry up and install.

[Space Guy]

Oblivions finishes installing. Oblivion happens. Universe ends.

I wish I had new glasses.

And new eyes, as I'm blind.

(Which work and don't injure me)

[Terror]

Wish granted but they are actually x-ray glasses and you realize your mum is a transvestite

I wish I had more flapjack

[Space Guy]

You get flapjack. I take flapjack.

I wish for a quote war.

[Terror]

Wish granted but you get quoted in said quote war by a grammar national socialist and die in a forum thread.

I wish for Space to post pictures of himself on the next post.

[Dilt]

Wish granted, but you go blind.

I wish, I wish, I was a fish.

[Aviv .H.]

Granted, but you get eaten by a shark.

I wish i could kill a cop WITHOUT getting in trouble.

[Dilt]

Wish granted, but it goes to waste, since you don't actually kill a cop.

I wish for a new avatar.

[Dilt]

Wish granted, but the creepy old man is still there.

I wish that I was the president of the internet.

[Linde]

damnit, here i go through great lengths making an avatar.... oh well
granted, but you do not like it.

[TheLegomaster]

Dilt's wish was granted and you Die on his command.


I wish for many gold so i can buy non-melting LEGO.

[Aviv .H.]

Granted, but your house is on fire.
although the lego remains unharmed.

I wish none of your wish comes true.

[MrPickle]

Granted, but your house is on fire.
although the lego remains unharmed.

Lucky his house was made out of the lego.