Wish Granted, but...

[Honth]

Granted, but you're moving to Canada.

I wish schrodinger's cat was dead

[Ad Bot]

[Valen]

Granted, but you're moving to Canada.

way to do it wrong. way to ninja edit.

I wish I had many ponies.

I dies then john freeman strangles you with dead cat.

I wish I could make lava come out of me.

[Honth]

Granted, but you're moving to Georgia.

I wish I could fly

[Paw]

Granted, but you're moving to Georgia.

I wish I could fly

Granted, but you suddenly lose your power
I wish i could create GOOD icecream

[KoopaScooper]

Granted, except it turns into a pile of curdled cream.
I wish I was admin on every server :D

[ottosparks]

Granted, but then you abuse and loose it.
I wish I had a girlfriend.

[KoopaScooper]

Granted, but then you realize you're prepubescent.
I wish I died right now due to kidney failure.

[ottosparks]

Granted, but no.
I wish everyone liked anime.

[KoopaScooper]

Granted, but everyone starts getting bored of it. Especially Naruto crap.
I wish I had ponies.

[brawlman14365]

Granted,but they hate you and beat you up.


i wish i wish i was a fish

[ottosparks]

Granted, but you get filleted.
I wish that I was always right.

[Frontrox]

Granted,but your wrong

I wish for eegee's

[lordician]

granted, but i don't know what the stuff a eegee is so you'll just get a bomb... Exploding in 3..2...1..
I wish for a weighted companion cube! :D

[SuperToxic]

Granted, but the meme police takes it and destroys it.
I wish websites worked on BBcode instead of HTML.
:|

[WingZero]

Granted, but BBcode got sued and websites now only work in HTML.
I wish I had a 4th Xbox 360 controller. :/