Wish Granted, but...

[Fire paw]

Granted but its really poison.



    I wish for a tack.

[Ad Bot]

[Rekuddo]

Granted, but you prick yourself with it and bleed to death.

I wish for Hookers 'n Blow.

[cazyforlegos]

wish granted, but you get AIDS
i wish for a barrel

[BobSevenSevens]

Granted, you get a barrel... of a revolver in your mouth and then a mugger kills you with the revolver.

I wish for All the nukes in the world to disappear

[Meekl]

wish granted, but you forgot the A-bombs.

i wish for a solid gold Pocket Rocket(little motorcycle) with a diamond headlight and a ruby taillight. *o*

[pocketrocket300]

granted, but i steal it from you.

i wish i had a cheeseburger. :D

[BobSevenSevens]

Granted, but its moldy D:

I wish for my freaking printer to stop making sounds whenever i accidentally bump it

[pocketrocket300]

granted, but now if you touch it, it burns you.

i wish i could fly

[BobSevenSevens]

Granted, but you are mistaken for a bird by hunters and killed.

I wish to always be right and i cant be wrong no matter what

[Lord Elavier]

Granted, but your wish was only a five minute demo

I wish no one could say anything but Granted  after they typed the word Granted....

Wait what was my wish? /facepalm

[*Magick* Mage]

I wish I had a monkey :D

You die and your wish is null and void after me, but Granted

[Lyrical G]

granted

i wish i had a range rover sport

[SkyMaster]

Granted, but you crash it immediately

I wish i didn't fail at Chai Teas

[TheChaosCarrier]

Granted, but then you fail at everything else.

I wish the next poster would grant my wish and give a side effect, weather it be good or bad.  Even though I know the next poster will grant my wish, and give a good/bad side effect, therefore, I AM CORRECT.
 

[*Magick* Mage]

Your wish has expired, please ask again later.

I wish I has a cookie :D